Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am

It's tight but he is just on

Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

I can confirm I had a gargantuan amount of fun. It’s one of my all-time favourite shows; everyone involved in it is brilliant and it was sheer joy. That said, nothing can hide you from the dribbling terror of opening your first task in a room-full of people watching and judging you.

Fern Brady is my all-time favourite contestant, just such a delight

Cannot wait for Iannucci

If I Could Have My Time Over   If I could have my time over, I would do it all differently and not treat each precious moment with such disregard and flippancy.   I would use my time effectively, I would think ahead and plan. I would reserve my stores of energy, and take charge when I can.   But it’s too late in the journey for regret, too late to repent – because there’s not a socket in sight, and my battery’s on one per ce I’m

Here’s one of my more reflective poems, written while waiting for a train at a provincial railway station.

Bloody love Fern

Comedy-wise, Ardal reminds me a lot of Alex in a way I can't quite pin down.

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

'It takes more then a piece of paper to make someone British' well yes it does. It takes years and years, lengthty piss taking application forms, a test, qualifications, employment and £££££££. What did Goodwin do other than be born here?

Kuulsin ka just esmakordselt Eesti eurolugu ja no… lisaks sellele, et see on lihtsalt halb, oleks juba pealkirja eest pidanud DQ saama. Mis aasta on?. Pewdiepie oli viimane, kes sõna ‘epic’ kasutas ja seda viis aastat tagasi ja juba toona irooniliselt.

RIP Al, Alex, Ali, Harry and Barry, can't believe you were never real, want to run to u

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

Possibly the greatest TV moment for 2025

#jamalimaddix #gregdavies #nevermindthebuzzcocks #taskmasteradjacent

You're back!!

Me whenever someone is featured on Taskmaster

Marram grass leaf. Light micrograph of a cross section through a closed (unravelled) leaf of Marram grass, Ammophila arenaria. The deeply grooved leaf is thrown into folds. The folds conserve water and withstand salt, and prevent excessive evaporation. Round vascular bundles are visible inside each fold, serving to transport food and water through the leaf. They look like smiley faces. The large "eyes" are the xylem, which transport water. The bright blue "mouths" are the phloem, which transport sugars produced during photosynthesis. The spiky, curved structure is a natural adaptation to drought conditions, helping the leaf to roll up and conserve water. Spines on the surface discourage animals from eating the leaf. Marram grass is important in coastal ecology, since it is one of the commonest grass species in Britain to stabilize sand dunes.

Mother nature is a raver.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

Ninajirachi peaking at 27 is a travesty for the ages #triplej

A blue MacBook Air with a wallpaper featuring Judi Love’s face against a vibrant red background, a scene from an episode of Taskmaster. It almost looks like her face is emerging from the screen to look disapprovingly at you.

Judi Love would like a word

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

Eel-flavoured potato chips.

Things I recommend a very great deal:

1. These eel-flavoured potato chips.

2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.

I didn't know David Sundin was based like that

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I personally think the responsibility should be to international law but I wasn’t a human rights barrister so what do I know

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.