getting out on a technicality (dolly's trick)

i trust you have yours ready

hey could you hold this for me for about. ooh. ten seconds. 💣

the prostate milking subplot is greatly expanded.

a not insignificant change from the novel!

found myself looking up what he's been in turns out the answer's NOTHING

phoenix wright, from apollo justice, pointing and saying "oh, i assure you it's quite based"

thanks nick

we still don't know sephiroth

in both chapters!

theropods can have fun too

it's okay because i get to play the miles edgeworth point-and-click adventure, a spinoff made for me personally

to the joker mids are loud

they don't call her the cough-up queen* for nothing
*this nickname is incredible in japanese

finished ace attorney trilogy. met so many beautiful women who only exist to kill. didn't know how to unlock the romance options

i would be suitably impressed by your athleticism

👈

fatal fury is how MBS feels when he sees an adulterer

hoping to get super FFS to unlock Female 2

this is what happens when romi shoots a beam

A ★★★★ review of Starship Troopers (1997) can't believe i'm saying this to paul verhoeven but i think it would be stronger if there was more of an element of fascist psychosexuality. the love triangles are too normal!

paul verhoeven you should have been more weird about sex in this one.

the humble whack-a-mole: 🕳️

i'm from klendathu and i say [screeching]

do you think the bugs are also making starship troopers?

dialogue from starship troopers (1997): "it's an ugly planet, a bug planet!"

me when i go to your planet

please laura may i have some morgellons

keeping scene alive

she seems nice.

me when i commit a little murder

the cat of speed and safety...