And I'm an extraordinarily beautiful person and have no idea why I was never named Miss America in spite of never entering the pageant

Does he actually do new posts on Truth Social or just recycle his "greatest hits?" 🤔

We all have demons we struggle with every day

NASCAR needs to allow the old days to come back when it wasn't dominated by the Big Three teams.

When the "kitty tape" came out I said no self respecting woman would ever vote for him. I vastly underestimated the number of QpubliKKKan women with zero self respect. 🥺

Indigestion?

You're polite. I'd probably kick him in the gonads, "Now that I have your attention Scott let me explain to you why you're opinions are fucked up. I promise not to use any big words so you can understand."

Someone please explain to me like I'm 5 years old why anyone gives sunlight to Scott Jennings? He literally has his nose so far up the Orange Buffoon's ass he can smell his tonsils.

Certainly I can't be the only one that hopes the Dems wise up when they win the House in the fall and elect a Speaker with a fire in their belly instead of Chuck Schumer Lite

But I was so sure he was talking about the other guy

F. Less than zero

You do know you can cook burgers at home & put whatever toppings on it them you want

Name an issue Chuck Schumer isn't weak on. I'll wait

JFC! A hot dog for breakfast seems normal compared to some of the breakfasts from my single days. Generally Saturday breakfast was whatever was in the fridge. Ever have sushi & spaghetti for breakfast?

The Orange Buffoon says they will be released in 2 weeks right after his health care plan is released

And when they finish with that he has requested they study if cootie catchers really work.

IYKYK

You mean you thought you knew when you were getting played. Every good wife knows you have to let him have a small victory occasionally. 💋

Of course people paid for pizza with sex! Didn't you ever see my porn tape, OOPS I mean documentary about my early 20s?.😘

Post profusely !!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Alan Dershowitz? Alan "I left my underwear on" Dershowitz? Fuck him!

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Oh My Darling Clementine

IYKYK

I'm not honestly sure if my Twitter never to be known as X account is even active anymore. Easily been a year since I was last there and the place was so toxic I said never again

Obviously you know nothing about the care & feeding of a husband

I didn't want a first Trump yerm

Someone's got their panties in a bunch

No but pick me up one of those 19 rolls equals 177 rolls of paper towel please, I'll pay you for it

Hubby washed the couple things in the sink while I went to the store. He broke my favorite "rocks" glass. He apologized profusely & promised to find me an exact replacement. What's the proper waiting period to tell him I bought it at the dollar store probably 10 years ago?

A donut for me! Thank you so much Julius 💋