Yeah. And also doing more drugs. Hell, this shitty time is moving so fast.

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I wonder how you would shorten my one-syllable name.

Beautiful drawings.

If you see this, post a random fact about yourself.

Once I saw a post which I quoted and reskeeted immediately. It did contain a random fact about myself.

Fortunately, I had to hold someone else's beer.

Give me back my beer.

That's one happy dog. ♥️

How do you like my little poem?

Never before
has a government been seen
begging so much
for the guillotine.

No matter what - I doubt it!
It's fucking AI.

But now we know: Better pretending to be a politician with dignity than not even trying.

Success on all layers! Kudos!

Doubt your father's authenticity. Maybe he's AI.

Maybe
Frankensteinson.
Or Ibn-al-Frankenstein.
Just saying.

So does commenting.
(✔️ done that)

I confess I have no idea what they're doing...

Conceal the dangers from it.

steht im Artikel nichts dazu

Unglaublich, so einen Knaller auszulassen. Shame on you @zdfde.bsky.social

I'm not going to look up who Mr. Beast is.
I'm not going to look up who Mr. Beast is.
I'm not going to look up who Mr. Beast is.

Ist alles nicht so dramatisch wie das vielleicht wirkt. Wollte dich nicht verunsichern sondern nur ein wenig rumzicken.
Still following. 🖖

The problem is that you can hardly get tardigrade leashes for it.

Problem würde ich das jetzt nicht nennen. Aber es sind drei Enten, wovon eine tippt.
Das hab ich jedenfalls gesehen.

Kreditkarte, Ausweis, Internet.

Schlecht gezählt, gut zusammen gefasst. Worst alt text ever. Gratuliere.

Listen to AOC. She's absolutely right.

I rarely think. What now? Should my morning be good or not?

My timeline was never cleaner.
Thanks, I'll stop scrolling now.

My timeline was never cleaner. Thanks, I'll stop scrolling now.

Wowy Birthday!