I hate what Coachella turned into

are niggas okay? repeatedly calling me “friend” does not indicate to me that you’re interested in being more than that 😭 that is not flirting omg

FFFFAWK no

No way these are the new adults

Probably a good idea that man has his comments disabled

Got my tooth pulled and they really gave me a pat on the back for recovery

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Last night I had a dream about a dream.. about youuu

MY FOCKING EYE

Of course my eye would be swollen on a Monday

is this soft enough for you 😭

lol we can all agree that MBJ pre-Sinners was a good actor, but #Sinners pushed his limits FOR THE BETTER.

Having very little or no friends is not a red flag to me depending on the circumstances

Wait why is Call Her Daddy popular again??

I need general Mills to start listing off how many grams of CRACK THEY PUT IN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

Lol these pages are wild sometimes

Gotta put in my PTO.

No shade to jb but what does "stuns" mean to you?

April be good to me✨

Drank coffee off a craving and didn't get a headache.. am I getting old???

I wish people would stop calling to say what they WONT do.

I do not give af. You're just wasting everyone's time

Took my own passport photos and now I finally have a good ID pic 🙂‍↕️

mhmm

Folks of a PARTICULAR age will recognize this lil guy.

You know what randomly pisses me off? Remembering Beyoncé‘s mute challenge and how people couldn’t follow basic instructions.

I'm never buying food from someone's house in today's age gtfo

Why am I awake right now? My body is on some bs like I'm not tired af

#1 grabba hater