I never thought about this, but was Jon making the full trays of lasagna for himself?
Posts by Luke Henley
If pressed I’d have to say my favorite sound is the Doppler effect of a pickup truck driving by blasting Norteño music with the windows down.
Sometimes I think this depressive black metal demo I recorded with my friend in 2014 is the best thing I’ve ever made inurn.bandcamp.com/album/inurn-i
There have been three Avatar movies??
Thief
Also dark horse pick but Logan Lucky
Teaser for the new Jane Schoenbrun featuring an original song by Alex G and The Blue Nile singer Paul Buchanan let us GO
Target ads (as in advertisements for the big box store named Target) scare the shit out of me. Wonka edible room vibed consumerism
I don’t think Letterboxd should be using lines in their UI from The Usual Suspects how about that
Sometimes social services means you’re spending all day helping someone keep their shit together while they’re constantly telling you are worthless, bad at your job, going to be sued/go to jail, etc etc etc and you just keep your eyes ahead and keep helping them because that’s the job
Unfortunately I think the difference is that heroin is the culturally defining drug of grunge.
That’s wild actually how many Britpoppers are still going. Haven’t even lost a Gallagher Bro yet! And may Jarvis Cocker live forever.
The Walgreens pharmacy is playing “Wonderwall” while the rest of the store is playing “Bittersweet Symphony” — this is not a metaphor this is happening
Not to mention the “joke” is beyond hack.
In the new Scary Movie trailer the first gag is someone being stabbed to death and someone refers to them as “her” to which they reply “my pronouns are they/them” before dying. People will say I’m being over sensitive but it’s literally just a mainstream comedy mocking violence against queer people.
Getting misgendered in print really hurts in a new different way
iPhone autocorrects Motörhead with proper umlaut placement
I’ll just preemptively upload my ID here so Peter Thiel and I remain on good terms
That Parquet Courts “secret” album is maybe their best shit ever
Idk if Emerald pulled it off but holy shit Matt Johnson and Jay McCarroll sure did
I blew up when I saw
I will instead be seeing the Movie that Showed the Band that Nirvanna’d tonight
A most sickening display in front of congress today
Hear me out Tarsem directs Old Conan and then Arnold retires
HE DIRECTED IT?! It looks like such a pile that makes so much sense
Brett Ratturd
The gimmick is the joke and the ethos at the same time
A lot of older folks say they have trouble with they/them pronouns because “we just didn’t learn it that way,” but that’s the same excuse they give for not using their blinker in traffic and if they cause an accident guess what it’s not a valid excuse.
Person who has gun pointed to own head queries “is there any possible way not to get my head blown off here?”
Person who is hungry and sitting in front of a plate of freshly prepared food ponders, “maybe someone ought to put this in my mouth”
Person with sleeve in fire starts to think “someone should really pull this arm out of the fire”