It happens to the best keepers on the best clubs in the best leagues in the biggest matches on the biggest stages …

Salute to an all-time tweet

Arthur wishes the skeets a happy Saturday

Aaron Astor: My general tendency is to reject conspiracy theories. And yet, this keeps happening - massive trades just minutes before Trump announces something. And that something (Iran handing over uranium and opening Hormuz) often turns out not to be true at all.

Most NWSL players currently oppose potential calendar switch The National Women's Soccer League Players Association says that a majority of players are currently opposed to a potential switch of the league's calendar to a fall-spring season.

NEW: The NWSLPA tells @espn.com in a statement that most players polled so far oppose flipping the calendar to fall-to-spring. "The right question is not whether the league should flip the calendar, but whether the right conditions exist to do so responsibly." More 👇

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of a security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to justice department of White House officials. Our request for “breaching equipment” – normally used by SWAT and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry into the buildings – was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind, locked doors, according to multiple their request

I’ve been drunk but never “call the breaching team” drunk

Screenshot of C'Ville Dems FB post, with a photo of a vehicle with the back window saying "Peter Thiel spent 2.5 Million to Trick You to vote no with LIES. Billionaires don't own US(A)! VOTE YES"

Exactly - time to tell Peter Thiel where to shove it. bluevirginia.us/2026/04/pres...

Tesla. Disney. CVS Health. United Airlines. PayPal. Billions in profits. $0 in federal corporate income taxes.
That money should be funding schools, healthcare, and public services.
This is why people are mad as hell.

Screenshot of statement by the Virginia Young Democrats on the "tragic news of the passing of Dr. Cerina Wanzer Fairfax...a mother, a dentist...devoted to giving back to the Fairfax community to help those in need...a painful reminder that domestic violence is extremely prevalent in our communities, and is often ignored"

The VA Young Dems nails it - focus on the horrifying murder of Dr. Cerina Fairfax and the tragedy for her children, as well as on preventing domestic violence. bluevirginia.us/2026/04/brea...

MEGAN AND SUE??

WHAT

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds

Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds theonion.com/coachella-cancels-weeken...

the Nats in particular moved night home games to 6:45 when the pitch clock was introduced to keep more people who might otherwise have to leave early (for metro, school, work etc) in their seats

Map of Döner prices in Germany

This is extremely important cartography

Serious point - if every public aspect of Trump isn’t eradicated, America will be forever Trump. The Germans know. And Trump knows.

“At 250 feet tall, Trump's arch would be the biggest such structure in the world. Asked last fall what this modern-day arch was meant to commemorate, Trump pointed to himself and replied, “Me.””

If Democrats aren’t booking the demolition crews now, what are they even doing.

We all have days like this

these folks’ lack of ball knowing makes them think that the only way to be serious is to be like europe. the only calendar change to be discussed should be the apertura/clausura format, not this.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Supreme Court opinions today.

Dems 90%+ to win the House IMO

Christ on a bike 🤦‍♂️ #nwsl

I see Bluesky has once again heeded the counsel of its scheming eunuch.

wat

also this is how I learned that Rob owns Captain Gregory’s lmao

I love blowing my DC friends’ minds with the “bars are illegal in Virginia” fact but also this is not 1930!!! thank you @ebpforva.bsky.social for trying to modernize the law!

I love blowing my DC friends minds with the “bars are illegal in Virginia” fact but also this is not 1930!!!

The classic Onion headline "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t" has been modified to say "This Project Will Calm Traffic and Improve Safety for All Road Users vs. No It Won't"

This is what the bike lane discourse sounds like