Cucumber: "Now it's finally going to be my time!"

It...doesn't seem possible, in the timeframes these AI companies are claiming

Have you talked to anyone in the "building servers at scale" space (Supermicro, Dell?) about the imo ridiculous idea that Nvidia is going to be building thousands of racks of their custom servers and installing them in DCs with centralized liquid cooling systems?

*they

bsky needs an edit button

the blow up the Noid but it's Tim Apple

you just need to check ebay for good deals

he had to get REALLY drunk before he got the tattoos

Perfect, I support this

Keith gets it 😊

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

They need an uncrewed retrofit for the A-10 to make it a more viable one way bomb truck 🙃

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom

GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,

Canonically, the Minions always work for the most evil people in the world at a given point in time. It is so hilariously unnecessary to make a film that implies they will soon work for Hitler.

No one is forcing you to make this movie! Who thought this was a good idea?!

Y’all are picking up what I’m putting down 🥰

The AC-130J is as capable a platform for CAS in low-threat environments as the A-10 and we should have 200 of them

Just bad performance envelope trying to make the gravity bomb a cruise missile? Or are there other stupidities involved

Losing an airframe during "military operations" would definitely make me go "you know what, let's keep these old birds in the air another year"

"You can just have more products!" and I am once again begging for one of them to be a Magic Mouse 3 😭

do you leave your windows down and a bowl of catfood in the backseat?

If not you should start, only good things can happen!

I have some Thoughts (tm) about how this is all going to end up, and they aren't positive, and I should really put in the effort to write them out in a blag

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it eventually loaded for me

(this is what I meant about knowing the actual consequences of missing a flight)

as Thorn said, you don't normally have to pay for an entire new flight. Bumping you to the next flight ranges from free to cheap, normally.

these damn scheming viziers

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I'm not brave enough to champion other people shortening their airport time, but I've missed a couple of flights and it was unpleasant but probably not as unpleasant as most people think and I think there's some value in learning what the actual consequences are.

(I've missed two in my nearly half-century, and the mitigating facts were Very Dumb)

if some of us don't occasionally miss a flight, then movies would have no basis for the terminal run to the closed doors shot. We're doing a service, and you can thank me for it 😤

real terrible potential with it taking on the Mine Struggle