she just sped down blinkertown boulevard straight to yodieland

there’s a tray of soggy butts on my porch

just saw irl lightning mcqueen run a red light

venus fly traps might bring me back to mormonism

bear grylls is in my dream blunt rotation

you know how there’s like the alphabet

am i just high or is this a moment rn

also a$$ realness @crambi.bsky.social

one hand on the bush one hand in the puss

we’re starting the public flicking campaign, who’s in??

take the clothes off leave the hat on
@bbelsa.bsky.social

is this how you spell undercarriage?? @shrekundercarriage.bsky.social

they call me big bean

there is a kindness to their baldness

so now i’ve got a pocket full of nails

is mercury hitting the renegade rn

im addicted to the unexpected (cheddar)

making airplane noises while I guide a fork into an electrical socket

actually guys you ARE NOT CHARLIE KIRK

i think these snap peas are giving me stomach cramps

who else in their feels about being left behind during the #rapture

sometimes if i feel a little crazy i buy brussel sprouts

GET OUT OF MY HOOOOUUUUSEEEEE

hell is gonna be so on fleek

who up tuppering they wares right now

so excited for the rapture i don’t think anyone understands. i’ve been waiting for this my whole life

#sorenisoverparty #deadbeatdad #absentparent

hey guys so there’s going to be some rumors circulating about me soon and i just wanted to get on here and set the record straight. i did NOT misgender @sorenericksen.bsky.social ‘s virtual cat. no matter what they say just know it is a LIE