anyways the just woke up, bedhead, face-reference pics to my artist kinda cunty though

when i was like 19 and suffering mania i did a bunch of cocaine and stole from target……these days i spur-of-the-moment book some face tattoos!!!

being overstimulated by soft touch is so weird of me bc why did that gentle caress make my skin crawl? can you try slapping me next time?

@twistedalchemist.bsky.social

breaking bluesky hiatus to say:
it is hot.
it does look good.
i am proud to serve it.
@twistedalchemist.bsky.social

but i’m so soft

compulsively moisturizing my entire body + 63% humidity are gonna be my end

the tension between me and the dose of spravato on my psychiatrist’s desk when she walks out of the room

a man: wait ur eyes aren’t BROWN?

me, who’s had the same brown eyes for 27 years: 👁️👄👁️

ovulating to a degree that is para-socially devastating

“oh no thanks weed makes me act kinda weird” THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT!!!!!!

just Wait till you hear about Ketamine…..

controversial take but we don’t need more moms. we need more sluts. you can be both but…

idk but i personally hate to see the mommification of a bad bitch……toddlers out here taking our strongest soldiers! if i ever (despite all odds) get pregnant take me out back and sh**t me

the closer i get to thirty the more n more i (regretfully) get the appeal of deftones

obviously i’m K

absolutely butchering my vision exam right now……

i fucking HAD THE CAT IN MY HANDS after 45 mins of crawling into bug infested thorn bushes and his stupid ass scared it off

okay honestly if a *single* one of the diverse, expansive, unique list of herbs we are so lucky to experience on this planet were depleted from the world i would probably end it all so yeah

reading this from my bed at 3:30PM. in a mutual state of rot. congrats brother 👊🏻

POT LUCK POT LUCK POT LUCK!!! southern cooking pot luck my queen?!

Instagram Office Hours (my adderall kicked in and i’m responding to everyone’s stories like they’re specifically for me)

pls pls pls pslslpslsls

@sarebear44.bsky.social ‘s immune system giving internalized homophobia on this very sacred day of the sapphic memphis party :c everyone think gay thoughts for her

back every 3-5 business days to respond to sarebear or post about my girlfriend <3

ok but next time invite me and i’ll bring my newest oracle cards. fortune telling is soooo recession coded

i need the tea on harold

just got chill-bumps listening to roman’s revenge in a hot car in the year 2025