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Posts by Ziz, the Goose So Queer Their Wings Block the Sun (HONK)

Spell without rhythm and you won't disturb the W-O-R-M

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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

The first time my solve time has been faster than yours! By a WHOLE SECOND! Thank you, helpful cat! This one had what felt like really pleasantly elegant flow.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 22nd 2026 (Medium), in 03:57
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I wonder if collard kimchi would be good!

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A screenshot of why's profile that says "User Blocking You"

A screenshot of why's profile that says "User Blocking You"

Heck yeah I can't wait, it's such an honor to be in so esteemable company

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a bi-weekly intervention

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I would read it as three business days and I would also think the person specifying things in "business hours" needs sympathy and possibly an intervention

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(while looking for that tweet I came across this unauthorized summary of my playthrough of Disco Elysium: www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...)

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and then Kim Kitsuragi is like "ah yes, the detective has distracted them, I will use this opportunity to retrieve the evidence"

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A tweet from @mikefossey [RIP]:

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 

(Posted on Jun 19, 2014 at 5:13 PM)

A tweet from @mikefossey [RIP]: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] (Posted on Jun 19, 2014 at 5:13 PM)

from the outside, it's basically this

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but can you afford to ignore it? what if the network of vetted drivers who will purchase your car all give your car a bad review on amazon instead?

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and at the same time, "why did I sleep in the same position as usual for slightly too long or not quite long enough, I am never going to recover"

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memento pinchi

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On this day in 2019, I witnessed one of the coolest things ever. A lenticular cloud lit-up by a setting sun over the Perito Morena Glacier in Argentina.

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you should be able to export a shovelful of grave dirt so your ghosts can haunt other towns

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Yeah, he is the one I watch all the time. I've imprinted on my one SotN runner (him), my one SM random runner (Eddie), my one Kaiso Mario player (juzcook), nobody else seems to fill the niche "correctly".

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Oooh, clever! Who are some of your favorite SotN runners?

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I didn't know Dethklok's Nathan Explosion worked at a computer repair place but it doesn't really surprise me

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I don't know that "go to a dollar theater showing of Clockwork Orange" is strictly a Normal Weekend Thing but it was a very good choice

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this is more or less how I found one of my best and most beloved friend groups

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"Whatever Max is, he's _not_ a perfect cube. Unless..." "No, Sam, remember what happened last time we tried that." "Oh, yeah. Plato wasn't too happy. Better not do that again."

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that seems like the sort of thing you'd find in a point-and-click adventure game. "It looks like you'd need some sort of perfect cube here." "The icemaker looks like it's working hard. Or chilling. Maybe it's chilling hard. Anyway, there's no ice yet."

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I used to ask artists, especially furry artists, to draw a clock. I got everything from "an alarm clock that could have walked out of an Archetype Factory" to "a magical girl transforming but it turns out it's a butterfly dreaming it's a magical girl, and the alarm is going off for Butterfly School"

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This is utterly delightful

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Bigolas Dickolas 1:1-5, from the This Is How You Lose The Time War apocrypha

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I read it as "we'd like to discriminate in hiring without saying we're discriminating in hiring"

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oh yeah, I applied anyway, but goodness it does not make me well-disposed towards them

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like, yes, I did get a 5 on the AP Calculus AB test and was placing 10th %ile regionally in the AHSME, but I have gone through two entire mental breakdowns since then, I am no longer any good at math, I am very good at systems reliability and engineering team trust and performance now

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"what percentile in your high school were you ranked in math? provide documentation" is, at best, a strange question to be asking for a senior engineering manager role requiring at least ten years technical management experience and a bachelors' degree

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The spore, the mycelium, and the fruiting body, amen

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All cars are now end-to-end encrypted (nobody knows where they're going or when they're going to turn or brake or change lanes) (possibly including the driver)

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