I need to record some of the things my 18yo says for posterity. Such as: "I see a lot of pseudo philosophers not quite understanding that humans are driven by impulse. I know we're taught that impulse is this great sin but like, everything is impulse man. It came free with your fucking neurons."
This year I resolve to get weirder.
Blessed Samhain, Bluesky. It's been a hot minute. I still don't have anything interesting to say, I haven't been saving it up or anything.
#witchsky #pagansky
It was a line in Land of Confusion
Remember when Phil Collins said "my generation will put it right"? I think we dropped the ball.
Oh! Yes! Ylang ylang pee, 100%.
Also, lavender scent is NOT relaxing.
Aren't humans weird!
I can totally see that. It smells like dirt to me, which I'm totally fine with, but that's not a huge leap to mildew lol
Kiwi fruits smell like farts and matcha is slightly fishy. This is truth, I will not be taking any questions at this time.
#stilllovethemthough #matcha #tea
Why thank you! 😊
A tall red witch hat on a mannequin head, with a lining that is a pattern of stars in lesbian flag colors
It's June 24th and therefore Pride month is almost over. Booooo! But that means my remaining pride witch hats are 40% off. Yaaaay!
www.keelyskitchenandgarden.com/shop/garden/...
#pride #lgbtq #witchsky #witchhat #sewist #queerwitch
A watercolor portrait of an orange cat, with gold foil 'halo'
My first cat portrait. They don't earn halos automatically like dogs do, you know.
#petportrait #watercolors #art #commission
An illustration of a brick with rainbow lettering on it saying "LOVE IS LOVE"
Hand lettering in the ace flag colors that reads "NOT BROKEN"
A picture of a hand holding a sparkly sticker which shows an illustrated brick. Brick reads "love is love" in rainbow lettering.
Stickers this week, I'm making my own this time. So they can be SPARKLY
#lgbtqia+ #pride #asexual #art #stickers #illustration
A mason jar full of purple flowers and liquid
Chive blossom vinegar time! Honestly the only onion-y thing I like in salads.
#herbs #kitchenwitch #pretty
Having an autistic teenager is listening to a one hour info dump on the portrayal of anarchy in video games and the Americentrism of World War Z and not actually realizing those two topics are unrelated, because he didn't even pause for breath.
#audhd #autism #futureprofessor
A desk with watercolors and three paintings of jellyfish
The year of the jellyfish. Because floating aimlessly is a valid life choice, dammit.
#art #watercolors #jellyfish #aimless
Love it.
Um, what. AMAZING idea. All my favorite things in one!
Yeah the petals don't seem to have much of their own flavor. I'll try without the cannabis and report back lol
No this was my first try! So of course I couldn't just follow the recipe. Tbh these mostly taste like weed. I'll try again with regular butter lol
A cooling rack with cookies.
Recipe for dandelion petal cookies.
What did I do today? Well, I made dandelion cookies but that wasn't niche enough so I also made them gluten free and with weed butter. As you do.
#dandelions #herbalism #herbwitch #witchsky
I put a few Pride witch hats up on my website. This one is my favorite. www.keelyskitchenandgarden.com/shop/p/pink-...
Velvet! I will never sew with it again but it was worth it.
#lgbtqia+ #pridemonth #witchsky #witchhat
I didn't say it was mine.
Nature doesn’t rush, yet everything blooms.
You don’t have to be "on it" all the time. Rest is sacred, too. 🌿
Have a magickal, restful weekend witchy ones! 💜
#WitchSky #PaganSky #OccultSky
How much do you think the tooth fairy will give you for other bones? Say, a femur?
Some dreams are just your brain processing the day. So if you're hearing a lot about them, they're creeping in.
If it's unusual, then it could represent a major change or be a spirit visitation.
Thank you so much!
This will be my first one. They're early blue violets, not a true violet, but still fragrant. I'm very excited
Ooooh I might need a recipe for that mead, if you are willing to share! I like just eating them too.
Both! Depends on the elixir. I was excited to have enough violets this year to make a dream elixir.
I just drink it! It goes well with tonic water and a sprig of thyme. Spruce tips are edible and have a ton of health benefits but I'm not convinced they stick around when you soak them in vodka lol