Posts by Orchid Blume
Anyone get their tax return yet? It's taking the longest it ever has to be approved.
I am going to become the joe rogan of the theft. I'm going to start stealing things from the lowest shelf at the grocery store
Boundaries are beautiful. Admire and respect them, both your own and others.
Mike's Hard Taste of Pennies
Ach! Hans!
If Mike's lemonade is hard for longer than four hours, please consult Mike's doctor.
This government acting like a bunch of Sackville-Bagginses I tell you what.
Been thinking about this sort of thing due to Enfys J Book's wonderful and especially useful "Queer Rites," recently released and available in many places online. Highly recommend.
Anyway all of this is to say that transness deserves religious protections.
-Greek, esp Dionysus
-Norse, esp Loki
-Egyptian
-Australian Aboriginal
-Hindu
-Ryukyuan
-Two Spirit
-Shamanism
Please understand, I do not claim to practice all of these things. Some of them are closed practices! However, I do learn what I'm allowed by closed practices and respect and honor them.
My being trans is a religious practice. My transness is a large part of my spiritual explorations and work, and has multiple historic religious references including (by no means an exhaustive list):
I wish Elon was pushed down the stairs like he use to
Beloved ally friends, there is a difference between offering support and needing to vent fear with someone. I recognize that there's a message of "check on your queer friends" going around, but like a lot of quick messages, there's some nuance being lost.
Before you reach out, please do a quick...
Nice work, Chicago.
According to executive order, we now officially have the first woman president.
You be having cocktails. I be having fruit cocktail. We are not the same
"It's so cold my plumber pulled his pants up"
-my dad
Hail the traveler. May David Lynch's memory be a blessing.
Xiaohongshu seems fun but I'm already juggling too many apps #MiddleAgeSecondPubertyProblems
Remember when Grimes took "anti-imperialist" out of her bio once she started fucking Elon
Dale for comptroller 2025