Yeah I'm smoking that

Chelsea playing like they're wolves and they think it's all over lol

This isn't 4D chess, these people are venal and think you are stupid. To be honest, if you cannot see that this was an obvious quid pro quo situation wherein Mandy was given a plum job for services rendered, you are, in fact, a bit of a rube.

We go way back

board meeting where the minions are arguing about whether the escalating anti-Semitic legal framework of Nazi Germany is more or less evil than the rape of nanjing

Everyone saying bruv does both

A visible change when he sticks his hand on his chin. Truly remarkable

I'm a 90 second baby. Brand new still covered in goop

Money can be exchanged for goods and woimvices

Abraham Tested: Some time later God tested Abraham. He said to him, "Abraham!" "Here I am," he replied

this was cracking me up at 2 am

Israeli soldiers using sexual assault to force Palestinians out of West Bank, report says Experts say attacks, also carried out by settlers, are leading girls to quit school and enter early marriages Israeli soldiers and settlers are using gendered violence and sexual assault and harassment to force Palestinians from their homes in the occupied West Bank, human rights and legal experts say. Palestinian women, men and children have reported attacks, forced nudity, invasive and painful body cavity searches, Israelis exposing their genitals, including to minors, and threats of sexual violence. Continue reading...

Israeli soldiers using sexual assault to force Palestinians out of West Bank, report says

Daily mail front page : “I’ve only been taking testosterone for 3 days and it’s working already” and “It’s everyone’s fault but his”

two front page headlines about me in the daily mail today

Bro is kinda yank to say. Bruv is the real authentic didn't watch too much Friends growing up

they pay me in money, which i use to buy woims

I'll be honest with you, people don't like Keir on the door but it's not over this Mandelson thing. They don't like him personally

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

While you're speaking freely, who was getting the best head?

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

Senior Labour figures charged after criminal investigation into alleged vote rigging Exclusive: Four people charged after criminal investigation into irregularities surrounding Labour candidate selection process for Croydon East

Hahahaahhaha
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liar liar (1997) is a film about a lawyer who is given the ability to lie for a single day. hijinks ensue

another thing which irks me about the Cis People Taking Hormones columns is trans folk have long said "maybe a lot of folk would be happier with a slightly different hormonal setup to what their body produces"

Civil service beastie boys

A total ban on phones in schools is a completely batshit, over the top, policy which shows, yet again, how out of touch Labour is with the reality of many people's lives. This will be totally unworkable for many people, including young carers as mentioned below. #r4today
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Incredible stuff here.

typical kickstarter update

Windows Error Message from Torment Nexus: "For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience."

A T shirt model who has no idea he’s been photoshopped into a “mommy’s little Railfan” tee on the official NJ Transit store website

Really need to know how many adult “mommy’s little Railfan” shirts the NJ Transit store has sold