Didn't Stearns put this Rube Goldberg contraption of a team together?

Try Tong as the closer. He can be unhitable in short stints.

Hitler wanted a Triumphbogen, a triumphal arch, twice the size of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. He wanted an “Avenue of Splendor” for military parades. --- The Atlantic 4/2/26

Hitler wanted a Triumphbogen, a triumphal arch, twice the size of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. He wanted an “Avenue of Splendor” for military parades. --- The Atlantic 4/2/26

Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon.

Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon.

NASA went to the moon.

Our Mets with a walk off Hit to win the Game #Metswin #LGM #Mets #NYMets #MetsSky #MLB #Baseball ⚾ 🔥

Today In 1983: Tom Seaver returns to the New York #Mets after 5 1/2 years in Cincinnati and strikes out Philadelphia #Phillies leadoff hitter Pete Rose on Opening Day at Shea Stadium! #MLB #Baseball #History #LGM

Thank you @snytv.bsky.social It's always great to see some of the heroes of my youth in New York. Bobby Thompson, Willie Mays, Hank Thompson and Monte Irvin. Respect to the SF Giants who have always acknowledged their heritage back in NYC. #MetsSky #LGM

This is a great segment, and I hope this continues all season on SNY with Steve Gelbs. The St. Louis rating: 4.5 franks out of 10. Problems with mustard, casing, possibly not all-beef, and bun falling apart.

Whenever we get advance warning of a hurricane we should be screaming about how it wasn’t Zuckerberg and Musk diddling about in space. It was about your tax dollars getting the best scientists and engineers to launch fucking satellites and do math to save your ass.

Government, Bitch.

The new Mets are looking a lot like a mashup of the Brewers and the Yankees. Peralta and Myers look like the cream of that crop.

Has Aileen Cannon slipped on your draft board? Actually, there may be two slots when Clarence Thomas is offered a lucrative no show job by Harlan Crow.

Is it too soon to fire the #Mets new hitting coach and his assistant? Make Juan Soto player/coach.

Signed Garcia and Lovelady

almost certain this will be my favorite ABS review of the season, it’s mostly just steve gelbs doing an in-depth hot dog review

Would the #Mets new army of hitting coaches please help the guys to stop grounding out to the infield. It's getting very boring. #MetsSky

Early season obvious blunder by #Mets front office. Mendoza has to choose between the 2 worst pitchers in his bullpen Lovelady and Garcia. #LGM #MetsSky

King Charles should meet with Epstein victims, US lawmaker says While the trip is not officially confirmed, the King and Queen Camilla are reportedly planning to visit the US at the end of April.

King Charles should meet with Epstein victims, US lawmaker says

LUIS ROBERT JR!!

#LGM #MetsSky

The baseball gods were on the Mets side all along. They just had to torture us a bit. #MetsSky

What have we done to make the baseball gods so angry?

Garcia is probably the worst pitcher in the Mets bullpen. What's wrong with using Manaea? Gary keeps saying Garcia was untouchable in spring training, but spring training is NOT the regular season and Gary knows that. #MetsSky #LGM

Those uniforms would be perfectly suitable for inmates at Rikers island.

Game 1: Game WON 🥇

Our 2026 Opening Day Roster 👏

Lineup today looks pretty good, but will they start to hit before the regular season starts? #LGM

Senate Democrats were back stabbed by Sinema, Manchin and now Fetterman. Candidates for the Senate must have their records scrutinized carefully before endorsing or voting in primary elections.

The United States' most advanced and expensive aircraft carrier has been disabled and is being removed from the Iran conflict. tinyurl.com/y7u24ufz

McLean gave the USA team a quality start. He got 0 run support. He was not the losing pitcher. He should have a terrific future as a starter for the #Mets.

Terrific inning for Brazoban in the WBC tonight #MetsSky