its time to resort to a more powerful spiritual warfare: casting hexes i got from witch influencers on instagram. the next time donald trump gazes at the full moon its over.

its time to face facts and admit that my posts have not defeated the president of the united states.

yeah i think about Phils "leotardo" story and his convo w Butchie a lot. great example of how The Sopranos could slide seamlessly between comedy and tragedy.

great song

phil leotardo

No more of this.

big plane towing the little plane sideways snapping its wings

plane shuttle hanging vertically with men climbing aboard

Stand down, patriots. Canada is in control now.

dark knight rises guys from one plane swinging down to another plane on ropes

Its time for Carney to make his move.

officials on Air Force One report his last words were "AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

my sources were correct. The President hit a double flush while sitting on the airplane terlet and it vacuum seal sucked the guts out of him.

its all a larp. none of this matters.

time traveller got into the first plane to get him but sadly an early butterfly effect caused him to switch planes last minute

Egg prices going up

ER had an ep where the doctors are disgusted by a trans woman, but then she kills herself so they get sad and start using the correct pronouns.

we all learned a little lesson in that one 🙂‍↕️

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

BREAKING: Trump has "died" from 'shitting his doodoo ass" so hard his "butt and balls exploded" White House nsiders claim.

omg great news everybody

The Sopranos is one of americas finest works of art, but it also cursed the people to believe TV shows are books. double edged sword.

theres one gun pointed at all of our heads. so what now? please tell me. i dont know.

none of this matters. agree, disagree, get offended or feel absolved, it's one big jerkoff session by powerless people.

that was only 5 years ago??

Greenlands fate teeters on the edge of whether it's based or cringe to invade

i think he mostly wants the sweet bribe money and some good content for the feed

maybe he gets a brain anyeurism or a heart attack or something idk 🤷‍♀️

protesting, organizing, volunteering, all great things when we're talking local, but we aren't talking local anymore.

the theater usually gives a big bump, except the rare case where being stuck w a movie makes me hate it way worse

oh for sure. i also found Eddington really stressful in the theater, whereas OBAA was a straightforward blast. it was only at home w friends where the delights of Eddington popped out for me.

If anyone has ideas on how to stop this, that would be awesome rn.

mostly agree here except my recent rewatch of Eddington w a friend was actually v fun! at home it was easier to appreciate its wild wacky approach to genuinely nasty subject matter.

i won't say i regret giving up nicotine but

what work did you do, Alfred?

when i need to de-stress at work i like to open up my phone and check if WW3 has started