SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?"

1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff."
2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone."
3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

the 27 year old chuunibyou

get ready to learn nonlinear regression buddy

blaming claude code for bluesky's technical issues is giving the bsky engineers way too much credit

no but adding it to the list

excellent reminder that i should go out of my way to read and see more plays. if you have any recs lmk

cmonnnn man i just need one more lifetime as a human bro i promise i'll pay it off this time. a dung beetle? again? you're real funny bro. wait wait wait i know— you play Marathon yet? i got an extra PS5, limited edition,

A Chicago coyote kicks back (while another one saunters past)

evelyn on google sheets at the club

the stickers give me minor stat boosts : )

Love will make you fit it all in the car

Querelle is so right. We need to be having gay sex and wearing hats that show what our jobs are

everyone in the chain of decisionmaking that lead to my bathroom sink being made of the most moisture-absorbing particleboard of all time is my enemy

the chad grom vs the rebel 250ccel

Insane little thing on antiques roadshow

You Can "Bring The Party" Until You're 25, Then You Gotta Start Bringing A Couple Bags Of Chips Or Something

man i didn't even know that about ethel cain

Ethel Cain I could show you so many YouTube videos.

day ~45 of unemployment

i see a picture of two maids kissing on my timeline and i'm like whatever, maids are always up something in this online world. but in reality it probably means a lot to the maids. i'm becoming desensitized to the feelings of others.

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i'm in the photoshoot and feel the need to clarify that my breasts have both become ~350ccs larger since then. although i'm disappointed that joyce declined my request for grok to update my photos accordingly, i've seen the work & passion that went into this and i'm very excited : )

been snacking on this one on the train for a while and finally sat down to finish the rest. canonical enough that saying "i liked when he talked about men having bangs and being sweaty" somehow feels less glib than anything else i could say

imagine if barthes had lived to see emilia perez

Kellz Militant comments “Played baseball with a vampire when I was a child in the Bronx NYC .. he had sun glasses Latino looking with fangs.. he was hitting home runs like no tomorrow.. I asked him "you a vampire" and his whole aura changed when I did and he just disappeared after .. I'll never forget this I'm 29 now shit still with me.. everything u said resonated my brother”

Baseball vampire

i've nothing against them, i'm sure it's a thankless job, but i would like to find some relief from the Clara Moon Biennial of Humiliation preferably sooner than later

due to budget cuts the new york state department of labor only has two staffers answering the phone: one who only lies, and one who only tells the truth

four goddamn years of forehead acne and fiddling with prescription tret only for the missing piece to be simple as using BP face wash instead of gel

the new york unemployment hotline having cartoonishly jaunty ragtime as their hold music is really just adding insult to injury