Bacon egg & cheese w jalapeños on homemade focaccia

Timeline magic Peggy Hill gasping

Animation I made

Happy birthday!!!!❤️

Still got both! #winning

Everyone follow my IRL homie @woketrash.bsky.social great person great chef almost blew his hand off with a firecracker when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl 💯🫡

The squad!!❤️

Happy Halloween

This site needs a drafts folder so I can write things like “Kanye dress like sandar bullock in demotion man” & store it there for 5 years

Eat shit

The world would be a better place if more 6 year olds watched Coming to America frfr

We watched Coming to America last night and this was the hat my 6 year old picked for school today

Cutie pie

In the morning your dog dies and in the evening your baseball team loses game 7 of the ALCS after having a 2-0 series lead

Rest in peace my first baby Mickey. Have never loved a dog so much in my life❤️

Cal’s homerun to tie it up in the 8th

On mushrooms at game 5 of the ALCS

RIP Drew

cmon man, Astros fans can’t read

Joel and Ethan Coen are like Wilbur and Eliza Swain from Vonnegut’s Slapstick

Kabab dinner and Predator (1987) on our porch

What

My two GamePro magazine fan art appearances from 1994 and 1996

Every Alien installment in the last 15 years: where do we come from. Where are we going. what does it mean to be human. What is a soul

James Cameron in 1985: what if someone duct taped two guns together and fought a giant alien

Learning how to paraglide for comedic purposes