"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

A giant hawk swoops down on Frog and Toad. From "Dragons and Giants" In *Frog and Toad Together*

They came to the top of the mountain. The shadow of a hawk fell over them.

I cannot believe this, I’m so sad

How in the hell is this man still playing football, is he not just a shell of a man at this point?

I love Carlie for being the HBIC

Explained capitalism and the Delphi murders to an 8 year old today and I’m tired af

This happened bc the Orlando Magic’s home stadium staff gifted jerseys to the Stars on Ice cast, therefore giving them the power of Alysa Liu and Ilia Malinin, among others

I always knew they were my favorites for a reason

“You are something…but not nothing.”

Lmao American Eagle really doubling down on Sydney Sweeny

FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO

(but seriously, good for him to take the time off for himself and I hope he comes back stronger and happier)

These matchups are BRUTAL

Daniel Grassl meeting the Pope

💀💀💀

you know what’s really great is having babies while in unstable life situations, really builds up that GRIT /s

Frog jumps up and down in Toad's jaunty green jacket, which is covered in buttons. From "A Lost Button" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

The next day Toad gave his jacket to Frog. Frog thought that it was beautiful. He put it on and jumped for joy. None of the buttons fell off. Toad had sewed them on very well.

WHEN HE CODED, THE STAFF STRUGGLED TO FIND HIM

what in the

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

This is fucking insane

Ilia vs the Joker?!

Lowkey I kinda like “the past is not a chain, but a thread”

Toad plays the piano on stage, not missing a note. From "The Dream" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad played the piano, and he did not miss a note.

He is a VIP member of Silver Spoons

I’m just saying, Jesus defeated the devil on Easter, so there’s a nice parallel if God decides to take advantage here

Daycare $200 billion

Medicaid $150 billion

Medicare $800 billion

Wars $3.6 trillion

Ballroom $150 billion

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

Come for the seven quads, stay for the dad jokes

I scream-laughed in my car while driving

hurry it the fuck up, aren’t you sort of in charge of this type of thing

oh ok

Not gonna lie I laughed at this