Coming in blazing

bro can’t even hold his liquor

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

A convert telling the Catholic guy from Chicago who’s also the actual Pope that His Holiness has got a lot to learn about theology is A+ work

The President of the United States calling the Pope (!) “weak on crime” is yet another all-timer.

Nobody would believe any of this if it we weren’t seeing actually happen.

Trump attending the Supreme Court arguments on birthright citizenship is almost unbearably funny.

ridiculous, the obvious solution is using AI-steered hot-air balloons to carry the oil

I’ve just raised 30 mil in VC funding for this idea

this will obviously increase FBI effectiveness and is not at all a pure marketing ploy designed to whip pudgy neckbeards into a euphoric frenzy about the FBI “finally maxxing its hand-to-hand skillz”

Sur-Return of the Jedi

Very surprised to hear that Administration Word Salad Clown Car didn‘t have a carefully crafted plan before starting a war in the Middle East

One of the greatest movies of all time. That Jeff Bridges didn’t get a Best Actor nomination is a crime.

and you haven’t yet been CAUGHT card counting

for card counting or something else?

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It’s been about forty years but I STILL vividly remember when one of the British Bulldogs let me touch the WWF Tag Team Championship belt on their way to the ring.

Little dude here will remember this forever.

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our SecDef seems like the sort of meathead who revs his car engine at a stoplight

I’m worried this might mean Trump won’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.

“Although in this particular instance I have chosen to stop beclowning myself, rest assured I will replace it with new but equally clownish pursuits at the time of my choosing”

Covfefe

is there any way, any way at all, that I can unsee this

Disney+ has thoughtfully informed me of changes to my “Subscriber Agreement,” and I’d very much like to thank them, but it turns out the email account they sent it from is “not monitored.” A shame.

if there’s anything that makes me think of good health, it’s a snapshot of RFK Jr wearing jeans while riding an exercise bike in a sauna as Kid Rock struggles to complete a single pushup

Reason number gazillion to love Chicago.

“I don’t know much, but I know I love you” from Ronstadt/Neville always makes me think of a breakfast burrito

ah yes, the famously woke Pepperdine and Vanderbilt

have we considered asking Nicholas Cage and his National Treasure team to investigate

Hasn’t really been institutions or big business that‘ve resisted authoritarianism. It’s been stubborn everyday Americans who know this ain’t how America should be. Wine moms, union members, comedians, students, grand juries, Jersey guys. These patriots are the real heirs of the Greatest Generation.

I’d really throw my weight behind AI if it let me talk to animals, and I don’t think I’m the only one, so can the AI people get on that

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