I was being flippant initially but actually thinking about it, he presumably lost what little authority he had over that fiasco.

When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it.

Anyway: fund basic research.

To steal someone else's comparison it's not like they started working for Facebook early on and got taken by fucking surprise. They knew what this was.

I thought we established that it was 16 combined, ie two normal 8 hour days.

It is kinda mad how quickly things fell apart once we stopped respecting the ball

I think there's a bit of revision on Maresca being something that just happened one day in December.

He was voicing his frustration with the transfer strategy in the summer. The directors chose to ignore him and instead risk it blowing up in the season, which it spectacularly did.

At what point do the five stooges carry the can for Chelsea’s mess? It was clear from day one that Liam Rosenior was a misfit, but no manager worth their salt will take his place while those responsible for club’s crisis remain

Martin Samuel let em have all the smoke then pointed everything he had left at Eghbali
#BlueCoOut

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Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

It is a great rundown of the potential candidates for the ceremonial position of Chelsea manager. Also explains some of the "but data good stuff". Go get it.

any member since 5th April can buy 4 tickets for the FA cup semi-final, zero points required! LOL

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced—

<wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear>

Apparently this is precedented

This is obviously very bad news but also delightful how translate calls him Stephen

likely thing for "US envoy Paolo Zampolli" to do

FIFA

Everyone is going to have to put their phones in those Faraday bags, like school

I have a theory about this which I won't go into now, but just know it exists. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

No need to sing about it

There was a stat going round that this could be the first PL season since maybe ever that nobody has scored six. I think City are in the mood tonight.

Just wait for 2030

When Behdad's nudes are leaked and they lose leverage

When is it their turn?

Satirical poster in Hyde Park, Leeds. TRAMS? WE DON’T NEED TRAMS! The solution can be achieved with the application of INTELLECTUAL GUMPTION and our INNATE ANIMAL CUNNING FOR EXAMPLE: 1# Municipal Sedan Chairs The feckless can be harnessed to make up for their complete lack of feck. A win for all. #2 DOMESTICATE THE UBERBOTS THEY WILL NEVER TURN AGAINST US. #3 WHEELED FEETS Absolutely no reason why this can't happen at scale. GIVE UP ON TRAMS. CONTACT YOUR MP AND DEMAND THE ABOVE

Leeds trams update

When will Chelsea’s owners and directors be made to answer questions in a public forum to account for their mismanagement?

I don’t wanna hear from hired yes men anymore, people from the board need to feel the smoke.

I think the distinction is not "run Chelsea like we'd run other businesses we own" but "run Chelsea as if it itself was a PE house"

this is also my preferred theory to thread the needle

Clearlake is pretty famously a terrible private equity shop bsky.app/profile/metr...

Most normal day for a while imo 😂

LinkedIn Liam in our hearts <3 #opentowork