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SHELBY SAPP’S “SHE SELLS ACADEMY” EXPOSED | I snuck into her “masterclass” YouTube video by Hannah Alonzo

Hannah Alonzo does some directly MLM videos, but this coaching-ish one was so interesting to me:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4TY...

Me: I don’t want 80 year olds to have to be working!
Partner: You don’t have to work if you’ve spent your entire career insider trading.
💀

“You need a detox”

NO YOU DONT THAT SHIT IS A GRIFT

IF YOUR KIDNEYS STOPPED WORKING *THEN* YOU NEED A DETOX AND THATS CALLED DIALYSIS

A PERSON WITH HEALTHY KIDNEYS DOES NOT NEED TO DETOX

over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over

Step 1: coworker mentions upcoming trip
Step 2: coworker is out of office for trip
Step 3 (optional): coworker comes back, says trip was great
Step 4: coworker is out on sick leave

Everyone would be a lot happier if a lot of people who think they’re Democrats admitted they were Republicans

Why I keep masking at airports. I would permanently wear one like daft punk if I could.

“Evacuate now if you live in the highlighted region!”
WHICH REGION 🪿

Congratulations!

And a flaming WTF are you doing to official accounts sharing critical emergency information only in images without alt text.

“Not all queer women in STEM know each other.” Well early in dating someone, she was telling me about her (awesome) research. I thought I knew of someone (via another ex) researching that too. Her reaction was basically “lol no way, it’s too niche” — nope they had just joined the exact same lab. 🏳️‍🌈

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While images are fucked, now is a good time to block anyone posting without alt text or where finally you can see with zero effort involved that they're being an asshole with alt text like "image" or "page of text"

So many people gripe about “those” people who wouldn’t take basic precautions to prevent spread “during COVID” but… won’t taking basic precautions to prevent spread while we’re still dealing with COVID.

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Please don't plant a tree that can reach 70 feet under a power line

Maybe don't plant a River Birch in a dry area (the name is a hint!)

Don't plant a tree that grows 8' wide 2' from your house

Added this labeller and wow it’s depressing how many people are on substack or reposting substack.

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A black cat stretches and yawns. Her back half is belly-up with her feet scrunched, but her front half is on her side, with her front paws spread wide.

The same black cat on her side, her head mostly upside down on the couch.

Excellent start to another week of being the silly baby void.

I was wondering if I’d missed something but guess not —

I did once come across a “sensitive” Prego that IIRC was no garlic, no onions— low-FODMAP era me would have wept with joy.

Ads should have to be clearly labeled as ads and not deceptive ways to get users to click on things — even if the ad is for a product owned by the same company.

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Alt text: Vintage image of soldiers with carnations in their gun barrels and attached to their clothes

Orca with speech bubble saying “Apartments are fine actually”

Even back-to-back toastings are inconsistent. Let the polymarket asshats bet on that instead of the end of the world.

The toaster is currently at ~2.5/8, so the bread will either come out having been introduced to the concept of toasting or having seen the fiery pits of hell.

A brown and black tabby cat walks purposefully on her cat wheel.

Time to start another week of being gorgeous, watching out for crows, and generally running the household.

Critical thinking is not an identity, it is merely an activity.

Everyone does it sometimes, no one does it all the time.

If you see being someone who thinks critically as part of your identity, chances are you are massively Dunning-Krugering it.

Actual rationality involves emotional *integration,* not severance from your own emotions.

Just because you are so emotionally stunted that you are *unaware of the emotions you are feeling* doesn’t mean you are more rational. Quite the contrary, in fact.

I wasn’t criticizing. I had no idea previously that there were more cat-specific options.