Hindsight being 20/20, I now believe that when my boss caught me briefly looking at my phone during our department-wide meeting, maybe there was a better way to respond than "Hey, these pokeymans ain't exactly gonna catch themselves"
Wow!! That's a good one.
My dad was a huge gardener and he would drive out to a local horse ranch to load up shopping bags with horse crap to spread around the garden. Magical stuff.
That is fantastic!
Pretty cool 🆒😎👍
We renounce this one 🤍🏳️
Dude nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Is this guy messing with me?"
When Dracula says, "I never drink... wine," I'd be like, wait, why did he say it like that? Why would he say that? Did you guys think it was weird how he said that?
idea: a Dracula movie, where he's dead and loving it
Hell yes
Dracula Untold is a hilarious example of that.
A very small alligator floating in the bayou as seen from above.
Close up of the young alligator.
Lil' fella
My biggest complaint about most big horror movies is that they are clearly made by people who don't actually like or care about or understand horror movies.
The Luc Besson Dracula movie was very much not for me; you would think a movie where a gargoyle gives a guy a hurricanrana might be for me, but somehow, no.
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Once you're like 25 and have never had a drink there's really no reason to start. I lasted about six months living in Paris, getting invited to things, and I eventually started to enjoy wine and stuff. I'm glad I did! It's good to acquire tastes and add things to the list of stuff you enjoy.
When I moved to France at age 29 and traveled around Europe, Europeans were fascinated by the fact that I didn't drink! I accredited it to the fact that 1) my parents weren't drinkers, 2) I was a loser in high school who wasn't invited to parties, and, most importantly, 3) I didn't go to college.
He's also the guy who, when I told him I didn't drink booze (at the time), said, "I have never heard of this." Then a thoughful pause. "I have never heard of this, for a man."
Răzvan, I guy I met in Romania in 2005, said the most Romanian thing I've ever heard: "Americans, I believe you curse when you are angry. Romanians… we curse when we are sad. This is a result of our history." I feel like these days we're doing some Romanian-style sad cursing over here, good job all!
Weed gummies but the weed is dandelion
Welcome aboard! 💰
When you click the checkbox you get a popup that says "You could also just keep your house less dark and eat around them" and I would be like
If every Indian restaurant had a checkbox on their online menu that says "No cardamom pods - $100.00 extra" I would click that thing so hard my mouse would shatter, my index finger bones would instantly be ground to dust
Once I was at the doctor and the doctor had a med student observing him and the doctor asked me if I used marijuana recreationally and I said I'm such a square I've never even smoked a cigarette before and the student cracked up and tried very hard to hide it!
Happy 4/20 from me, a serious drugs enjoyer and a very cool dude who has had drugs before 🍃
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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