The bill is bigger and worse than this, ofc. But: if xian “groups” find a woman’s clothing “provocative,” shouldn’t they simply rip their own eyes out, per Mt 5:29? Seems like a simple remedy not requiring legislation.
Good Lord can we please stop catering to religious weirdos
Jason Mendoza holding a Molotov cocktail
Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting.
“I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”
"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.
"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."
"Are you sure?"
"You think it frivolous?"
"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."
"Would my life change?"
"You ask that every time."
My high school had a clowning class (not a joke) so I can confirm this
Clowns study their craft for years - unlike, say, JD Vance
One of my top writing skills is coming up with parody songs in the voice of my dog. Can’t wait to work this into a resume
JUSTICE 4 CLOWNS
there's a japanese antidiarrheal whose packaging proudly claims to have won the russo-japanese war because it was so effective in addressing dysentery
TV Guide—the little one—was a booklet you had to take out in order to see when you had to watch things, and when I was in grade school, I couldn’t record them either.
You watched the new Happy Days on Tuesday by changing the channel at 8 when it was on, or you didn’t see the episode until summer.
Oddly, he's the only person who even gets CLOSE to slapping Shaun (they shove each other!), and he STILL doesn't smack him. And I feel confident that Shaun owes him money we don't know about. (Maybe Gus doesn't know about it either.)
“Pied-a-terre tax“ is such brilliant branding. Impossible to whine out loud about a ”pied-a-terre tax“ while sounding like a normal person.
“Cuomo stays in the race after losing the primary”-ass quarter
I also love Shaun but the last episode I watched, I would have started slapping him and kept going for like 5 solid minutes.
I haven't worked retail in a long time, but I made the fatal mistake of telling people that I know how to be a cashier. Now, before every book sale, I help train other people to be cashiers. I only escape being a cashier myself because they know I will hide in the basement before I agree.
Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.
Starting a rewatch of "Psych." I am only 3 episodes in, but the fact that no one has slapped the shit out of Shaun Spencer already is AMAZING.
“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.
Shh.
the newton
And just to be clear this is what Trump was saying when he was racking up police endorsements www.politico.com/news/2024/09...
The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.
They arrived on the scene at 3:35, secured the perimeter at 3:39, and did not know she was laying in the house in need of aid until 4:09. EVEN THEN they waited until 4:40 to breach the doors and reach her.
A full hour and 4 minutes after they arrived on scene.
THIRTY MINUTES.
thirty goddamn minutes.
The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”
Parker is absolutely on point here. Trust me, I have no shortage of anger for people who sat out 2024 and would love nothing more than to really lean in to a well earned "I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO," but the fact is that shit is pure poison for serious political organizing.
Suck it up and move on.
I wonder where it could possibly have gone? It’s a real quandary.
people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser
What we already know about Jared Kushner is infinitely worse, from any possible angle, than anything we ever learned about Hunter Biden. And yet the media is completely ignoring it.
Open corruption is tolerated from one of the two parties. But only one.
I really, really want to impeach some SCOTUS justices.
It is amazing how much US news ignores the daily corruption of this court