Truly the most related character in The Pitt

In my college film literate class I wrote a whole paper all about Billy Bobbit and Brad Dourif’s portrayal of him is vital to the story

During a car ride home today I saw a woman in another car aggressively eat a banana while driving over the speed limit. Not sexily eat a banana. She was full on aggressive bites angry at that thing. It was jarring.

The tiktok chat feature keeps flagging me for when I say things like alluding to off myself (not in a real way but in a metaphorical/hyperbolic way) so now to get around that I keep saying I’m “going to go on a sabbatical” as code like in The Pitt since me and my friend only talk about The Pitt now.

Goripikadon from Sanrio

It’s Sanrio character poll time so you know what that means! GOROPIKADON TIME! MY SWEET SWEET BOYS!

My teen boy coworker talking about my older celebrity crush (Shawn Hatosy): "You're into him? But he's so old!"

Me: "You do know I'm in my mid 30s right?"

Coworker: "But he's like 50!"

Me and every other girl around me: "YEAH! AND THAT'S WHY HE'S HOT!"

Donald Trump is the most hated man on Earth!

Retweet if you believe this to be true!

Chris Fleming is a human Muppet and I'm so thrilled to be alive at the same time as him. We finally did it, we made a guy who is a Muppet

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Tony Tony Chopper!

getting reaaaaally tired of tall people, tbh

Honestly the Muppets are really funny for putting Love Rollercoaster as a track for their new rollercoaster after Final Destination 3. I fuck with that so hard.

THE MAD LADS AT QUINN GOT SHAWN HATOSY AND I WILL BE SCREAMING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS

QUINN YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LADS!!!! DONT FUCK WITH ME ON THIS ONE!!!! THE INTERNET IS GOING BE THE HORNIEST IT’S EVER BEEN IF YOU GOT SHAWN HATOSY TO DO A THING!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE QUINN APP ACTUALLY GOT SHAWN HATOSY WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD!

I had to explain “you the birthday” at work to someone younger than me lol. I am so chronically online.

DAMNIT!

You broke, you the foreign commentary table

IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!

Wrestling versions of “you the birthday”

You hard, you the ring apron

You cumming out of nowhere, you the RKO

You take too damn long, you the 10 count

You’re so lost, you the jobber

You got too many men, you the Royal Rumble

You too high, you the Money in the Bank

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18

THEY CAN BE HEATED?!?!? OH NOW I GOTTA FIND ONE TO SLEEP ON AT LEAST ONCE!

Whimsical Bucket List:

- Get a perm
- Shave my head because I hate the perm
- Get a wig to hide the fact I shaved my head

I dont know what my blood type is and at this point I have no idea if Im ever gonna find out

YOU SONOFAB*TCH!
Outrunners & Dalton Castle remain UNDEFEATED!!!
💪 🦩 🦚 🦩 💪

About Me: Pokemon Edition!

Took way more time than I thought it would and I'm STILL debating some of my answers. I would have put Mega Falinks as my mega but it didn't have a pic!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MUPPETS ARE DOING A COVER OF SONG 2 BY BLUR FOR A ROLLER COASTER?!

Whimsical Bucket List:
- Be on a water bed
- Go in a sensory depravation tank
- Go through a table/door wrestling style
- Jump from height and submerge into ball pit
- Get shotgun Vegas married for the bit and then either forget it happened or immediately annul just for the character lore

I have two different types of bucket lists. A “normal” bucket list and a “whimsical” bucket list. For example:

Normal Bucket List:
- Learn to drive
- Learn a language

Whimsical Bucket List:
- Throw tomato and someone who sucks
- Pull lever to trap door under someone
- Throw drink in guys face

It’s only April and I know that Sabrina Carpenter and Man’s Best Friend are gonna be my top artist and album of 2026. Again.

Nintendo e reader mounted on a game boy advance

oh... you meant like the kind for books...

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