didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

This bit is extremely Nintendo

The latter, there's a bunch of melee enemies, you can attack in melee with stakes, and the level design is pretty different

The prophecy cannot be stopped

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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every time someone realizes why roxas is named that it's the funniest thing in the world

ot by the Coward Robert Ford

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

it will never stop being funny that, despite getting dragged relentlessly by other social media and political narratives, nobody hates bluesky more than its most loyal users

We’re in a video game crash.

You can’t look at 45K jobs lost, games in dev for 5-10 years shuttered in a week or a month, jacked prices on hardware to 30%+ vs launch, and component prices through the roof due to garbage SlopTech and tariffs and draw any different conclusion.

Watching Nerrel's RE9 review and realizing his Rich Digital Foundry voice will just possess him like a Green Goblin-esque force.

tl;dr - for extraversion, agreeableness, conscientiousness, emotional stability, and openness, read "×" as "low", "△" as "medium low", "○" as "medium high", and "◎" as "high". autism spectrum scores in this quiz are out of 10, with a score of 6 or higher indicating a reasonably high likelihood (though, by no means a guarantee) that the test taker is on the autism spectrum.

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sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

At least Puma's no longer on the BDS list

chainsaw man is ultimately another tragicomedy about becoming important at work. the moral is to never hustle. the grindset is too dangerous. real winners quit.

my only real csm ending take is that any variant of 'fujimoto should have a stronger editor/be more controlled/produce things more like everything else being made' should get you flogged

it's quite simple. phone is fake computer

an Asuka sketch from yesterday, that short was pretty cool haha

if trump wasn’t president and not the most powerful person in the entire world and also incredibly evil he’d genuinely be one of the funniest guys ever

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social the tech guys

once you learn how much training data images of women come from porn, it illuminates so much. this is more than bad to look at, it's the rot of misogyny in full display.

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so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts