MePhone X is arriving

One year and one day ago, our great former CEO Steve Cobs was assassinated brutally.

No one knows surely how he died, some suspect it was because of a prop in a reality show he was cameoing in malfunctioning, but, what we do know, is that we will miss Cobs forever.

You have done nothing, dear customer, it's just your "birds" (they're clearly sh*mmers in disguise)

This video features many threats to Meeple INC and its security said by "such cute animals", an extermination team has been deployed.

I am not allowed to disclose the information you have asked me for.

Printer ink was too expensive

Meeple hopes you trip on a rock.

Thank you for bringing this to Meeple INC's attention.

He will be exterminated soon.

Meeple INC demands a Steve Cobs render so we can put it on his giant tombstone.

I'm afraid that's trademarked.

It's almost been 6 months since this tragic event.

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I'd like to personally thank the underpaid MeTag that forgot to post for a whole month. Thank you.

Come on. I know I tried to kill all of the contestants but this is too far.

(I'm breaking the fourth wall. Meeple is just that powerful you see?)

You DO realize you are literally drawing this on a MePhone riiight?

Fun Facts with Meeple!

Meeple still exists.

Not me, MeLife 3 is better

Yes

You are not a spokesperson for Meeple.

That is not the point.

... dig a hole?

Do not question who runs our company.

All of you here don't get the point of the Meeple Company's joke. Sorry but while we made MeLife ( and so you ) we can't fix your bad humor.

Just like how Meeple can simplify this maze, we can simplify your life with the new MePhones.

#meeple2025 #meeplehype

Meeple is not related to Apple Inc.

We have no idea, we are starting to fear our own creations. They know something we don't.

We'd like to confirm that, yes, what Google AI says is true. our founder and CEO Steve Cobs did in fact create strawpage.

lol no i didnt mean it like that

that is supposed to be a joke does candle even have a credit card???