There’s also a comment that says if you like A you’re gay and if you like B or D you’re black

Also C

full name and face

careening in a fun, zip line like way?

the full Grover head stays on during sex

bro is down bad

you’re telling me things are getting even stranger

🔥🔥🔥

anyone have any good ai accounts I can fall in love with

You’re not allowed to have kids unless you beat it

First post I see before opening and closing twitter

if you’ve printed any frowns you can just turn it upside down

makes u think…

what the FUCK

perfect summary of twitter in its current state

Pass!

pretty far down the list of things I’m concerned about during a deadly climate disaster

cheating on my wife in test of marriage

pretending to throw up everywhere is a classic gag that is underutilized

(forgetting my anniversary) yooo the Mandela effect strikes again

bringing up the Mandela effect every time I’m wrong about something

timestamps

Ran out of soap so I’m washing my hands with bathroom cleaner spray

average twitter feed

“These man jump off cliff. Can this be explained??”

(Video of seemingly normal people on bus) “what do you notice about this? 🤔”

“If you let your children watch Netflix
you should be in prison”

fake tan hands and a hoop
fake tan hands and a hoop

that’s the presidents brother