She’s a swine

My 8 yr old gave me a lovely big cuddle a little earlier

‘Aww, thank you. That’s very nice’

‘I’m just cold dad’ 😂

A place near me does a Taste of India pizza. Madras curry sauce base, tandoori chicken, crispy onions, fresh chilli and mint yoghurt sauce. And now I want one

I stand corrected. Fair enough

Tits in newspapers

It isn’t true that James Hewitt is Prince Harry’s dad. Mick Hucknall is

I’ve drunk heavily (concerningly so, if I’m honest) since a teenager and I’m 45 now. Starting to see a couple of health issues, albeit minor ones. Yet to decide whether this is permanent, but if not then I’ll be cutting down to next to nothing

8 weeks of no ale. Can honestly say I’m no closer to having a drink than I was on day 1. Not in the least bit tempted

Google tells me he’s worth $145m. I’d be too busy with hookers and coke to bother with further wealth accumulation if I had that

That’s a good point

Andre Agassi advertising pans for Lidl

Is he skint?

I remembered which state Perth was in, which gave a massive clue

theonion.info

Fuck you Tanzania (and, to a lesser extent, Indonesia)

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Peperonata Recipe Traditional Peperonata Calabrese, a rustic Southern Italian dish from Calabria, made of stewed peppers with tomatoes, onions and herbs.

Made this yesterday to go with a thing. Then remembered the overgrown babies in this house don’t care for tomatoes unless they’re puréed like baby food (it’s a texture thing, I’m told). Anyway, I blended it up and it’s made a banging tomato and pepper soup

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‘She’d been drinking with Julie Walters. I heard a crash’: Victoria Wood’s genius – by her friends, fans and actors Dazzling performer, brilliant writer, maddening perfectionist, Easter Egg hunt maestro … on the 10th anniversary of Wood’s death, those who knew her best celebrate the shy introvert who redefined come...

Bloody hell 😢

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I nearly got into a few fights in my early pub drinking days because I looked like the next town’s resident psycho. Then the daft bugger died by falling out of a tree in his early 20s. While sad for him, my visits to pubs became markedly more relaxing

I’ve frozen absolutely still and screamed like a girl when faced with certain death at the hands of a supervillain

I was getting hounded by another parent in the school yard to watch and eventually relented

I avoided it when it came out as I thought it sounded incredibly smug. Even Jimmy Carr is good in it, which is astonishing really

1st series. Just watched the Bob and Richard speed dating task. Brilliant!

I’m on the UK one. Can see me hoovering up the Irish one after this

I’m late to this, but Last One Laughing is fucking hilarious

Garnacho is the epitome of ‘all fur coat and no knickers’. Well rid of him

Like that one

That’s the worry with him for me. Not the most dynamic with subs, albeit his options from the bench have often been crap

Sesko continues to be abysmal whenever he starts a game

For as good as he’s been, Lemmens has a bit of an issue getting down to low shots in the corners

Monday is red bin day