He’s listed as Doubtful - Counseling. It may be a game time decision.

Elon fanboys gonna fanboy.

They were originally supposed to deliver HLS by 2024. They are now at least 4 years behind schedule, and NASA had to add an extra mission to test HLS in Earth orbit. The program is likely billions over budget (we have no idea how much Starship actually costs because there is no public accounting).

Especially considering that it will likely need $100k of repairs in the first year.

“We should make a double album!”

Hint: it’s because they’re really not very bright.

Share a gif from a Western you love.

That salmon just looked up and blew his band mates minds with two words…double album.

No spin in your grave zone.

I firmly believe that Pete Rose bet on his teams to lose and took steps to try and make it happen.

I think he did it because he owed a lot of money to the type of guys who break bones if they don’t get paid.

SpaceX hasn’t been the same since Tom Mueller left. It increasingly looks like he was the secret sauce to their success.

A sign from the Simpsons that reads “Sneed’s Feed & Seed…formerly Chuck’s”

I’m surprised that you haven’t talked about how awesome Chicago is, because you know that chicagoans never do that.

It took twenty years to repair the damage to civilian infrastructure after Mothra learned that Rodan banged the twins.

Bravo!

There’s definitively some kind of tingling sensation when you snort them.

Years ago I went to a resort in Jamaica. This was when ash from an Icelandic volcano shut down transatlantic flights.

I walked up to the lobby bar at 10 am to find a German couple who were already completely hammered. They told me they were trapped and drank until they passed out each day.

Bob Newhart.

Selection bias. All the potential negative reviews died.

As long as we can wedge Steven Miller’s giant forehead in Blanche’s ass so that the force continues into his face, then I’m okay with this plan.

Another morning of ICE sightings happening around Chicagoland and the northwest burbs as yes, they are still here, operating under the surface as they were before Bovino's spectacle.

The Government made Rick Scott quite rich.

As soon as feasibly possible.

Peter couldn’t miss an opportunity to twist the knife on Biden in the 3rd paragraph.

Thank you. I’ll have that as an earworm for the rest of my life.

Wait until the navy tries to stop a Chinese tanker from leaving an Iranian port.

Is that Rod Dreher in a dress?

A boomer friend of mine bought his first house in the early 80’s and had a double digit interest rate.

I wonder if he got this idea from Rogan or Vanilla Ice last night.

This is caramel erasure.