kid counts to 13, he's a military brat

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby

my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means

me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?

street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!

me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA

street urchin: what’s-

shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day

What do you do with a drunken sailor? /gen

blackbeard talking to frederik teij: any shanties on therrre?

blackbeard talking to frederik teij: yurr saying it's for FREE??

kid counts to 13, he's a military brat

streaming is slowly turning into cable, i can hear my blockbuster card singing

i would like to apologize for this post

ice spice at the SpongeBob premiere, i respect it, his holes are there for a reason

the crocodile anfd aligator have been waiting for you to come back for so long. it's later and its been a while, whats the hold up

who up reaping what they sowed

"No, please, call me miscarriage. Mrs. Carriage would've been my mother."

*puffs on candy cigarette* You come to me on the day of my 8th birthday...

gaming peaked with this idgaf what you say

"so there's no Mr. Sogyny?"

my calender goes 9/10, 9/12, 9/13, wait shit i think i'm forgett

just found out pissing in public is illegal, I have alot of apologies to make

i can't even pronouns nothing, pass that ver/sace

Newly released Epstein file links Trump to murdered newborn baby dumped in Lake Michigan Donald Trump's name appears on a newly released Epstein file in which a purported victim makes allegations about a newborn baby being murdered and dumped in Lake Michigan.The Justice Department releas...

OMG...In a section under which Trump's name listed, it says:

"How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to [redacted] with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan," the letter says.

The PDF of the file can be found here:
chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%20...

“He raped me.”

“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”

“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”

Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.

specific file so i can save it for proof?

Born: January 31, 1996
Birthplace: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Occupation: Secretary at Hodgeson & Davies Realty Company
Charges: Vehicular Manslaughter, Civil Disobedience, Fraud, Burglary

Eddie Peterson IV

Born: September 9, 2005
Birthplace: Phoenix, Arizona
Age in Photo: 18
Charges: Criminal Negligence, Possession of Illegal Narcotics, Tampering with the Scene of the Crime, Wiretapping, Failure to Appear In Court, Grand Theft Auto

Born: May 9, 2007
Birthplace: The Hague, Netherlands
Age in Photo: 16
Charges: Conspiracy, Involuntary Manslaughter, Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution, Failure to Appear in Court

Born: February 21, 2007
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York
Age in Photo: 17
Charges: Harassment, Truancy, Terroristic Threats, Fraud, Unlicensed Possession of a Firearm, Libel

Born: November 23, 1987
Birthplace: Schaumburg, Illinois
Age in Photo: 37
Occupation: Cybersecurity Specialist
Charges: Drunk and Disorderly, Assault, Tax Fraud, Perjury, Credit Card Fraud, Conspiracy