Sometimes I wish my will to live didn’t win at 18

Women need to learn not see other women in your industry as enemies- it would make life easier

Most accountants peaked in high school and it’s ruining the industry

How do I ask someone in corporate speak why the fuck they have a problem with me cause if you need me to change something I will since we work on the same team.

Having a mom and daughter duo making fun of me for being chunky and getting myself a sweet treat sucks. Like bro I got 22 thousand steps yesterday I think I can get a treat so don’t judge me cause you don’t know me.

Sir that’s a moose. You may need glasses my guy

Life is short and I chose to be an accountant. I think I hate myself

Today couldn’t be better! Got called a lovely slur on my way to work.

Just found out I can’t incorporate a company named awesome possum enterprises - someone already took it :(

#slayqueen Queen Carney for the win

Life without depression, anxiety and dyslexia must be nice. This trio is truly testing me

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to have good social skills

Corporate jobs suck when it turns into a high school hierarchy. I love getting excluded :)

Whoever invented the 9-5 grind is truly terrifying but they’re probably dead now

Watching 2000s reality tv makes me wanna go back into the closet

Serious question, if 9/11 didn’t happen do you think Trump would still be president? -I’m very high btw

Correction: nightmare blunt rotation*

People who are pro-life need to learn about history

This app reminds me that I’ll forever be alone

Why are girls who bullied people who were chubby becoming body positivity influencers? Like dude you called girl gibby for 4 years straight

Business students never cease to irritate me. Executive summaries shouldn’t be 3 and half pages long….

Having the worst day already crying and I’m not even crying in privacy it’s that bad

I shouldn’t have internet access
#RFKJr #BanMargarine

I wish it worked like that

Being aware you may be a problem = you’re not the problem

“Your job will be taken by AI you’re in accounting” says a person who has no idea what I do

Having an existential crisis is fun

Having a reoccurring injury from lifting baby cows is the best decision I’ve ever made. I wish I never stopped working with them but one day I’ll be with the babies again.

2025 happened

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