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Posts by Kelly McClure
I still am, but it’s like, vintage now or something.
In "Bury Me Already," the cartoonist takes on isolation, family and the eternal guilt trip of art and parenting.
Only thing good about living near a bunch of Air BnBs is that sometimes they put their airport magazines in my free library on their way back.
Horror is obsessed with women kissing each other in the middle of chaos - just once, and briefly - then making sure they either get killed or go back to their *real* relationship with a man, real quick.
I feel bad for the moon
This, but it's just me looking out the window 100 times a day like Gladys Kravitz
They're fine. If you love a pillion, go for it. Me personally, you'll never catch me with a pillion.
Had a dream last night that I was in the euphoric early stages of love with a mysterious brunette with blue eyes. "Her eyes are even bluer than Karen Kilgariff's," I said to actual Karen Kilgariff, who was also in my dream. I woke up feeling amazing.
Elderly man with a thin mustache holding a cardboard sign
TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE
John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown
(Pic via petermarietoto on X)
Things are so much better now.
Ron Howard-voiced narrator: "She was not wrong." #Oscars
See, the real freaks (me) know this is a genuinely big upset, and most of America is getting snacks right now.
What better way to celebrate Women's History Month than to celebrate the work of Tracey Emin, who continues to make the messy ins and outs of hard livin' and trauma a valid and important artform. Read @andizeisler.bsky.social's take!
www.salon.com/2026/03/09/t...
"In a show where sex and capital are so intertwined, true intimacy has become the most precious, powerful currency." @colemanjspilde.bsky.social said what he said about the convenient queerness of HBO's "Industry," which ends its 4th season tonight!
Best show on TV right now and I am frustrated daily that it’s not, like, the talk of the town. I’m rooting for Calabasas.
happy mardi gras. if you're looking for a gift for your special someone, perhaps an independently published chapbook about patti smith performing horses live for its 50th anniversary? jukeboxgraduate.bigcartel.com/product/thre...
“What “Harold and Maude” taught me most is that it’s perfectly OK to be fascinated with death, so long as it helps you to appreciate everything that comes before it, because they go hand in hand, and a life lived fully makes death nothing to fear at all,” @wolfievibes.bsky.social writes.
Very “like I wouldn’t” coded essay from me to put the respect on Harold and Maude’s names that they deserve.
Just wrote almost 3,000 words about "Harold and Maude" and, you know what, I could have written more!
Wish I could tell high school me that I just followed the vampire Lestat on Spotify.
Several months back, I wrote about ADHD and menopause, and among the people who contacted me was @aliciajrose.bsky.social. She told me two alarming things: one, that my brain was eating itself, and two, that women have been lied to about HRT for two decades. She’s making a movie/a movement about it
Absolutely outrageous that women are still being gaslit by poorly-trained doctors about perimenopause and its available and safe treatments. www.salon.com/2026/02/11/h...
"First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature?
What does he do, this Bad Bunny you seek?"
Imagine that you work and train for years to make the U.S. Olympic team and you’re in freaking Italy with your crew looking fresh to death and somehow you’re sharing the spotlight with an internet troll best known for fucking a couch
Annual swamp party for Dracula’s 7th birthday. Not pictured: Baby turtles and the goose that made her want to go home.
I'm wearing my Yellowjackets jacket and ready for the final season.
Count me in!
This morning, thrilled to feel how nice it was outside when I took the dog out, a HUGE crane flew right over our heads and I went, “WOW.”
- A poem