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I wrote three essays for @grumpire.bsky.social in 2023. Thanks to everyone who read them or is about to.

On Fast & Furious (w/ @elbee.bsky.social) www.grumpire.com/revenge-of-t...

On Horror & Structural film
www.grumpire.com/if-the-abyss...

On Scream clones
www.grumpire.com/because-the-...

Now playing: Our annual retro Spotify playlist is celebrating 1994! A massive 100 picks from guests and Grumps, and a personal note from Editor @elbee.bsky.social

www.grumpire.com/mixtape-grum...

wish this place was more fun

and chips!

My Secret Santa gave me this giant shadow palette so I am excited to look like a battered heroin user this Christmas 🎅🏻

Quick trip across the border ending with walking through a line of Russian, Ukrainian, and Chinese refugees waiting to get into the U.S. 💔 Praying that Texas welcomes them 🙏🏼

Realized I look like I’m wearing a diaper

They say we have the same cartoon nose! Happy birthday Dee 🥂

Fierce

I should drink with Mexicanas more often

Whoops

Hi I’m at a Sunday afternoon bday party and I found the dog first thing

Apparently I’ve never seen Gremlins cuz this is the first time I’ve noticed this absolute nightmare imagery

Know how to get boys to talk to you? Buy a Ford Bronco

The dude of the house complained about our bed blanket not being warm & cozy enough so I bought a fluffy new comforter that makes us turn the AC on full blast to use it

Workshopping a “Godzilla can be my Plus 1 anytime” joke that will never come to fruition

It’s my dream car, it’s okay

I bought a new vehicle today and am trying not to think about how it cost a little more than half of what I bought my house for!

feeling physically ill at the idea of going back to work tomorrow, especially knowing all of what I have to do

Filling my brain with enough material to defend Eli Roth against the biggest bus full of Oberlin post-grads, stay tuned

We Christmas’ed the piano 🎄

My crock pot has been on since 10 this morning and the house doesn’t smell a thing like what I’m cooking yet 😤

Let it be known: I 🧡medieval timez

we r cats

Boo

sElf cAre

I didn’t buy anything in the VS Black Friday sale but I am getting a mani/pedi today

Hahaha sucker