It’s time to switch from my festive anxiety to my regular everyday day anxiety.

People on Jan 2nd that are forced to go back to work

It’s so tiring being treated like an afterthought when you treat people like a priority.

Don’t let their chaos destroy your peace.

Honey you’re royalty, don’t let anyone treat you less than that.

Hello, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…

Amen 🙌🏼

People who make others feel good about themselves are the best kind of people.

“OMG, I love this for you”

- the voices in my head every time I lay down

If being an overthinker was a job that pays I would be a billionaire.

My biggest flex is that I recycle… I have been reusing the same new year’s resolutions for the past 10 years.

Jan 1st: I’m going to start eating healthier

Jan 2nd:

Everyone has the same dreams
On different days of the week
We are the watchdogs of your mind
We are the dream police

-David Byrne

keep wanting to remind everyone how forgetful i am but damnit what was i gonna remind you about

People on Jan 2nd that are forced to go back to work

It’s so tiring being treated like an afterthought when you treat people like a priority.

Don’t let their chaos destroy your peace.

Honey you’re royalty, don’t let anyone treat you less than that.

Amen 🙌🏼

It’s been a good day and tomorrow it’s back to the madness

It's been a happy, relax-y day here.

I hope you've had a good one, too ❤️

The new Wicked movie. I can’t wait for the 2nd part

Happy birthday 🎂 and Happy new year 🥳

It’s taking forever

That looks so good 😋

Truck that has pictures of cats and tacos

How to kidnap me:

Happy New Year 🥳 May this year bring you joy, happiness, good luck and prosperity ❤️

Every year on January 1st

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: I haven’t seen you since last year