I almost died at that scene. Just the worstl!! And can we talk about Liann's new visage?

For universities, the principle of longevity - saving the endowment for future generations - is paramount.

(As the great @mcsweeneys.net's put it, the endowment is not for you.)

But if this is not the proverbial rainy day, what on God's green earth is?

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