Me rn

The owls are not what they seem

Pee-er tube... Lol

Pictures of their pecker

I still think them cats are crazy.

I've been on a repeating loop consisting of:
Baby Shark
Toxic
Mahna Mahna

I think, by Highlander rules, you're the boss now.

"How you doing?"
"Souls-like."

This is me while debugging code

Them wild-eyed boys that had been away?!

Fuck. My student diet is literally ramen lunch every day. Am I dying?

It was so dumb and so fun

No, I mean that they seem to be choosing unique shortcuts for each item in the entire menu... I was asking if alt-g or alt-f,g might work. Because otherwise what the fuuuuuu...

They appear to be unique across the entire menu hierarchy... Can you just press 'g'?

The cover art from Nirvana's Nevermind, a baby in a pool swimming towards a dollar bill on a fishhook. The baby has a penis roughly 40% larger than mine.

Our turkey brining rn:

I forgot how popular neon sugar was

I wish would step back from that wedge my friend...

MagaKUltra

Most of us start immune, and then develop a reaction. You just spent 2 of your 9 lives.

Google thinks soup is a drink. Literally any bowl of soup I've ever photographed.

Bound 2 by Kanye is a prank on me, right? Every single part of the song is just the worst thing ever, and nobody else seems to notice.

Depends on your drain style, I suppose.

Gas Town would be in his pants.

Better than having to poop right after you get into the shower.

"Can't maintain because you're sick of yourself?
Well I'm sick of you too, fake!
You're a counterfeit"
- Limp Bizkit

I used to live for Rebel Assault

*fart superior sequel

Kirk notoriously HAD the fattest pipe.

"Ass-troids"

How many points for shidding in it?