For a $1000000 contribution to our project to upgrade our rose garden, I’ll nominate you for the award.

Seems like CVaaS should be a thing.

Our insurance company gave us a big discount for installing an automated leak detector. Cuts off the water before any “unusual flow” can get very far.

But now less shady?

Sadly, we walked past that very intersection yesterday without pushing the button. But possibly the city had already disabled it by then.

No TLB misses, I hope.

Wait, doesn’t that mean that they need replica diversity, a protocol to decide on replica inclusion, and a load balancer to impose equal shares?

I generally plan for 2-3 hours to review a paper, including writing the review. Sadly, too many mediocre papers that aren’t wrong enough to dismiss with a short review, but too sloppy to accept without a lot of revisions.

I hope the new HHS secretary will encourage -- nay, command -- all Republican politicians to drink mass quantities of raw milk.

So you’re saying it’s only going to be four years?

Done that.

And now you have another Allen wrench for the family reliquary.

Reviewer #2 asks that you cite Sally Floyd and Van Jacobson. 1993. The synchronization of periodic routing messages. SIGCOMM Comput. Commun. Rev. 23, 4 (Oct. 1993), 33–44.