fewer cops on the street. more indigo girls policing. this is how you run a city.

rip to the first 4 innings of today’s game when i actually thought burrows was doin somethin

they are both hitting .183 right now 🤢

if i was yordan or cam smith, i would simply stop showing up to work until i got traded to another team

lol paredes and yainer in the same lineup is PAINFUL

I’m so sorry Ben. Houston sports teams always know how to make bad things worse.

paredes making excuses almost as pathetic as imai’s

hey dana, in case you haven’t gotten my last 347484 calls, just wanted to let you know the ASTROS PITCHING STAFF IS COOKED

here we go again… lmj hits the first two batters to start the game

i’m OBSESSED

isaac paredes 🤝🗑️ shay whitcomb

nah they don’t have the balls

bryan abreu 🤝🗑️ isaac paredes

send bryan abreu to mars

yainer’s batting average gotta be down to about .026 at this point

ryan weiss is not good

lmao cp3

nice

Astros = #ChaseTheFight
Joe Kelly = #RunFromTheFight

the astros are 1-0 (barely) since correa told the team to stop being dumbasses

lol bielak isn’t gonna fix shit

embarassing that correa acknowledged this before dana brown or joe espada. crane needs to sell the team and the new owner needs to get rid of dana and joe.

lol already 3-0 mariners in first inning

can’t wait for the end of the season when dana and joe blame their 90+ loss season solely on injuries and don’t make any changes to the roster for 2027

327 i think

lol

if i was a dj at an nba game, i would play space jam on repeat for all 4 quarters

woah not even gonna lie, i forgot the utah jazz existed there for a moment, but they truly are #americasteam today

bc of course

fire dana brown
fire joe espada
fire the medical staff
fire bryan abreu
fire yainer diaz