please read witch hat

they should let us take excused paid absences from work when down the rabbit hole uploads

its the chesapeake bay “chessie” monster. and u can make a him too at my program :benevolent:

a cute little polymer clay plesiosaur-like creature sitting in a seashell with a clay flower and another smaller flower

made a guy today

A brown and white bunny rests on a gray carpet with eyes partially closed.

(french guy saying "bluetooth speaker" voice) bloutouse speakair

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Fuck you fuck you fuck y

Two black and white bunnies sit closely on a patch of green moss outside.

got off work early. still mad today

its 2026 can we finally admit jfk had a silly ass voice

yesterday i saw a pearlescent pale mauve chevy spark and i turned into wayne campbell looking at the stratocaster

Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

oh i know the shit is FUCKED when googy maps tells me to take the midtown tunnel instead of the downtown tunnel

i still dont know or care abt cars. matter of fact if i had my way id be riding a light rail all day every day but as ive said before the physically large hampton roads area would rather you kindly just die than provide any sort of meaningful public transit system so give me royota if you dont mind

fallon like 2wks ago: if you had unlimited money what would be your dream car

me: being so real i dont know or care about cars enough to have one

me for whatever reason this morning: If Im Not Driving A White Or Silver Hatchback Toyota Corolla Within 5 Years Itll Be Everyones Problem

A brown and white bunny rests outside against a brick wall next to a yellow flower.

Timeline do X:
Heil Hitler

Timeline do Threads:
Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial

Timeline do Substack:
Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro

Timeline do Bluesky:
Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

they invented broccolini in the 90s. it's been 30 years guys I think we can go smaller

people were gathering around. she is going places

Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

text message: “her: you look like you vape cotton candy. you look like your vape got stickers on it”

this one needs to be in its own post though. i cant believe this one

text message: “her: you could sneak into a high school and nobody would notice me: don’t put that on me i still have nightmares about being in high school her: prolly cause your brain thinks your bodys still supposed to be there!!”

text message: “her: i been tricked twice. her (indicating a library employee who had been working there with her before me) being between 21 and 25 i can believe. YOU are not allowed to be 37”

text message: “her: if i gotta be out here with adults i expect them to have their shit together. not sitting here awkwardly for 10 minutes and then outta nowhere joining the conversation (FILTHIEST READ OF MY LIFE SHE HAD MY ASS). you aint even totally embracing looking like youre 17 me: ok gimme some tips then. how can i fully pass for 17 her: body glitter (WHICH I WAS TRYING TO FIND AT TJMAXX YESTERDAY 😭), shoe charms. henna but you gotta do it performatively”

text message: “she kept being like “my moms only a couple years older than you, shed never believe you were 37” and i was out in the parking lot taking down some caution tape when her mom came to pick her up and i saw her pointing at me 😭”

im just gonna screenshot the choice quotes i sent to fallon

she was volunteering at the library event i worked today. she thought i was 17. she was in such disbelief that i was a whole assed adult when she was born that she spent 20 minutes roasting me to cope. it was the funniest shit ive ever seen

ruined a 15yo’s entire concept of the world by telling her im 37

dressing today

holy shit sparta mentioned

on god if my period is starting today (is wearing a white dress)

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