call that bitch similie because i like her as

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everybody know that yoda got a green tiny shriveled penis under there, and no ones sayin it.

Albert Einstein sexually molested a young and vulnerable Doctor Oppenheimer, who later created the atomic bomb to traumatize the world as Albert Einstein did to him.

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i used to be gettin mad at kids smoking smarties cus they would get me in trouble for huffing glue

i call my bathroom the water circus

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