I'm out of the loop with the cool kids
Rumour me up?

She thought it was the very yeast she could do?

I'm the one finishing off writing the Mindful Eating booklet while eating tortilla chips... I think you're fine love xx

G'night night fellow humans who I like!

Happy Birthday Love xxxxxx

Things I post that are too weird for Facebook.
Aren't you all lucky? xx

I disagree with the entire premise.
I think we can absolutely dream faces we haven't seen.
I've dreamed half-human monsters before and yet to meet any.

Person standing next to me as I passed a mirror saying 'What do you mean you know we're asleep? This is weird, make it stop!'
And then @katyha.bsky.social walked in and I said "It's FINE! Look there's Katy... everything is extremely normal"

After reading online that our brains cannot make up new faces and that any faces we see in our dreams are people we have met at some time... I had a lucid dream where I was walking through a theatre staring at everyone and wondering where I'd seen them before.

I thank the lovely boy for this massive screen he has purchased for me so I can actually read things. I should probably reduce the default font size on my emails now... 😀

God bless you mince pie and all who sail in you
*raises glass*

Making turkey gravy from granules for the lovely other half... NO INSTRUCTIONS - and not trusting AI to tell me 😂
Emergency mushroom and tarragon nut roast for me because the thing I bought has sulphites as every other ingredient (and I didn't look)
We shall prevail! Love you all xxx

Let's wait for germs to exit the building xx

Is there a maximum limit for how much garlic is safe to eat?
(human safe, not vampire... already know the answer for vampire)

I do have very sexy raspy voice right now
I mean, it's because of germs but you are SAFE from them on the other side of this screen xx

Mourn the dead, fight like hell for the living. TDOR This is why we're so fucking angry

PSA

I did wonder what that noise was... 😀

Awwww xx

😀

Dentist today. Got told a dental x-ray has the same amount of radiation as 5 bananas.
You trolling me, Mrs Dentist? 😆

Day off. I have:
1. Been to the gym
2. Swept and weeded the front yard, including gently relocating a worm and 3 large spiders (with verbal apology) - not sure how long it took but at least 2 episodes of 'Deadly Women' through the headphones
3. Wondered why I bothered going to the gym

Dear people of my friends list, I present to you, my lovely partner:
Pete: "I have a muscle injury here" *points at part of hand*
Me: "if it's there, you have a TENDON injury"
Pete: "I have a tendon injury..."
...
Pete: "It's now a TEN DON'T"

😀

oH NO I put the wrong one in!
That explains the angry, grumbling noises from the second drawer down

There were flag shaggers on the tube home. One started up a chatty conversation with a dog owner about how lovely their dog was. Dog owner visibly NOT a white UK person. Huh? Dogs help people overcome racism maybe? (Dog was indeed a lovely and friendly dog)

Event also had face-painting, giant bubble-blowing pink fairy, old people dancing, drag queen, old people dancing *with* drag queen, sun but monsoon-level rain at intervals, a blingy local mayor, take-home freebies. Lovely day!

On stall today at health and wellbeing event at community and arts centre. Had a bit of conversation that could only happen in that context...
Organiser: Where have you come in from?
Me: Brent
Organiser: Oh, Brent has GREAT dementia services! 😀

Very cool will check out
Thank you! xx

What stock cubes do you use please thank you?
The shop no longer sells the stock cubes I like; they were low salt. I now have ordinary (all the salt) and NO salt (first ingredient: sugar) - they're both horrible. I've been using half and half.
Nom carrot, coriander, and chickpea soup though.

I thought of staying overnight rather than staying round your dad's specifically