I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

This one is great. Really giving Toyota Previa vibes.

"...using an LLM to write your essay is like driving a forklift into the weight room. Weights get lifted, sure, but nothing is accomplished"

(I don't know if ER is actually in the pic, but in my defense I never actually learned how to read)

It's Rex Manning Day, so clearly Empire Records

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

If you're not willing to buy six leather backpacks do you really even support local journalism

...quick search on Carvana results in:
$18k '23 Nissan Leaf
$24k '23 Toyota bZ4X
$24k '24 Kia EV6
$16k '23 Chevy Bolt

Agreed, used EVs are priced crazy low right now. '23 and '24 year models that went for $40k or $50k new are selling for half that.

Your phone can vibrate because it's filled with bees

Same. A highly caffeinated day surely awaits me.

a baseball game is being played in a stadium with a pitcher wearing a number 55 jersey . Alt: A baseball game is being played in a stadium with a pitcher wearing a number 51 jersey. The pitcher throws a ball and it hits a bird. The bird explodes.

25 years ago (and 1 day) a government drone disguised as a "bird" exploded after being hit by a Randy Johnson pitch

Pretty big talk for a dog that can't even read

Murder kitty cuteness notwithstanding, this is almost certainly AI generated. It's not windy enough, the batt % jumps all over, and the focus & dynamic range are impossibly good for a trail cam. Stay vigilant, people.

A picture of a TV displaying two dog faces. The one on the left has a "Placebo" label and the one on the right has a "Treatment" label

Dog names are getting out of hand

City wins! #allforcity

Chris Durkin launching into a celebratory slide after scoring a goal.

Chris Durkin punching through a corner flag after scoring a goal. He is very happy.

Durkin scores! #allforcity

Stadium full of people holding up grey cards for IL

Front side of a grey card that was passed out to honor IL

Back side of a grey card that was passed out to honor IL

Moment of silence in the 10th minute for Ilona Löwen.

Tiny flag makes another appearance at #allforcity game

Harrison Ford as Richard Kimble in The Fugitive (1993). He’s wearing a green bowler hat and marching in a St Patrick’s Day parade in Chicago.

happy the fugitive trying to blend into a parade day to all who celebrate

Barista at local coffee shop noted my shirt, said "oh, my dad likes @404media.co too" and instantly my knees started creaking

Awesome, thank you!

You have any dog backpack recs? I have similar sized dog & have been interested in seeing if he'd put up with bike rides.

Credit card commercial featuring a couple paying for their meal with a capitol one card. The man looks like Lutz. He looks happy.

So that's where Lutz Pfannenstiel went #allforcity

Regular sized human person waving a very long flagpole with a very tiny flag at the end of it #allforcity

St. Louis Rams legend Ricky Proehl shaking hands with a child at a soccer game. The away team is warming up in the background.

Ricky Proehl & another Battlehawks coach getting a tour of the atmosphere at tonight's #allforcity match

To be fair, a sample size of 2 is expected to have a higher margin of error

Pretty cool that apple TV can't be bothered to invest in whatever it takes to reliably broadcast MLS games #allforcity