"I know you're staring."

"HOW?! I mean, no I'm not!"

The hair with the collar reminds me of Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner, so that's pretty dope.

I know he's described as a "handsome young man" in the vision in Act 1, so I can see what the modders are going for. But I prefer to think that was before taking over the city gave him access to unlimited narcotics.

Well, I was just going to take it easy. But now I might have to embiggen my plans.

That William SRD guy? I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who killed the WH40KRPG game lines so he could do retrospective videos from his manufactured moral high ground. And while we're on the topic, does anybody have photographic evidence of what he was doing when the Titanic sank?

Congrats on the new house!

Roller Coaster Tycoon. That one guest standing in line at a broken down ride with maxed out mood and an empty "recent thoughts" panel. Interacting with the public makes me think about him often.

I've realized I'm a less happy person when I let my cynicism dictate how I enjoy my pastimes.

Ah, thanks for the reminder. I still need to watch the newest episode this morning.

I dunno, I'm still personally more concerned about the whole "trying to frame black people for a murder his friend committed" thing.

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Sandwiches.

Mystery Dungeon LARP? Sure, let's go.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

What? KITTEN is evolving!

The government wants us to believe the Roswell incident was a weather balloon. We all know it was really Truman's secret jerk off blimp.

Take good care of yourself, sweet bat. I'm proud of you for making good choices.

No idea who this is, but it feels important to spread this for some reason.

Viktorn't

Hill Top Zone is a vibe. I want to live there.

I don't know who you are, but congratulations on finding yourself! May your future be full of happiness and self-love.

If I see an ICE agent running around who looks suspiciously short for the job, I promise not to blow your cover.

For me, there's a lot of saying "boy" in my disappointed dad voice as I get him out of whatever situation he's gotten himself into.

Still more evolved than most people who use the garage at work. It shows you how to use your credit card on the machine, dammit!

A lot of drinking. Honestly, I usually play my adventurers every bit as dysfunctional as you'd expect from an itinerant grave-robber who picks fights on purpose.

Definitely not picturing the earth wearing an apron and doing the "dinner, a bath, or me" meme.

I love it when my trumpet goes "blah blah blah."

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Even if I'm the only sub left, I'll be here to hold the line.

Oh, I've completely misunderstood. I thought rogue traders SOLD rogues. Like, just had a cargo hold full of shady types for all your larceny needs.

Between your show and the Boys, Prime has really been positioning itself as the home for unapologetically irreverent entertainment.

💝!