it doesn’t work in Much Ado About Nothing only because everything Beatrice and Benedick say already has an implicit “bitch” at the start
“What, my dear Lady Disdain? Bitch, are you yet living?”
“Bitch, I would eat his heart in the marketplace”
I have been glued to the books for years now, they’re so much fun!!! And I’d love a fandom! I like the show too but the books have so much dark chaos and time to spool it out too.
Apparently so! Which is a shame in some ways, I hope he gets younger fans too because the books are so fun
I’m glad Interior Design Challenge is back, exactly the sort of low stakes show I will have violently strong opinions on, which is a nice escape from the hellscape of the world right now.
I’ve been the youngest at a couple of Mick Herron events too!!
I don’t know either but I tell you what, my face seems brighter since I started using it, I’m annoyed it seems to be doing something
Well that’s nice news, since I seem doomed to looking like an unwell Victorian 🙈
Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
I want to be in bed in about 15 minutes so of course I’m drinking a mug of tea
I’ve had dark circles under my eyes since I was about 8: it’s not because I need more sleep (lol), it’s not because I’m not hydrating enough, and it’s not because the blood is pooling in my head while I sleep because I use a SHELF of pillows.
I’m trying vitamin c but I think they’re permanent tbh
Hudson Williams once said “This is toner. Get your dusty ass skin, and throw some on, you uneven complexion fucking weirdo” and I think that every time I grumpily apply toner, if anyone else has to bullyingly motivate themselves to do basic skincare
“The British Museum’s exhibitions have been on academic subjects and people aren’t interested” doesn’t feel plausible either
Their exhibitions are on the big interesting hitters, do a quick search before you write
Also: I can suspend my disbelief for magic but apparently the British Museum repatriating objects is too implausible for me
Spells? Yes. Giving stuff back? Nope.
Coming toward the end of a romance novel I wanted to enjoy more than I did and: why would you have a person you’d been dating for less than a month when you have a good relationship with your parents and best friend
It’s very much hitting the spot
Do you think David Attenborough has ever gone to film in a pond for one of his documentaries and found a dead body
Ordered Taco Bell tbh, I am still a husk ✌️
Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tim Curry in Clue
Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
I’ve been awake about three hours and I’m staggering around Lidl in want of a nap tbh
Ambling in to be like is there glasses discourse
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I am indeed, I’ll see you then!
💜 Hopefully the next cast will also be amazing but you know, these are my guys!!!
Mum is booking a seat to see the new cast of Into The Woods tomorrow but she got the last cheap seat and I’m a wrung sponge so I’m happy to wait until those seats we have on… Wednesday
I’ve managed to upload the final curtain call and Jordan Fein’s speech about the leaving cast members to insta. You can hear me screaming and sobbing in the background, ah well, but it came out pretty good and is too long for bsky if you want to see
www.instagram.com/reel/DXT3c0k...
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Yeah I looked it up too because people keep emailing us to complain we don’t have it 🙄
I cried so much in Jamie’s final No More I had tears running into my mouth and dripping off my chin
Tbh I cried through the entire last 25 minutes, but I tried very hard to be quiet about it as I soaked through two tissues and then gave up on tissues altogether
Jamie Parker was leaving past us so I said thank you. Didn’t try to stop him, didn’t try to show him my tattoo, didn’t try to say anything else, so I wasn’t terrifying and insane and I’m glad I got the chance.
I’ll see if I can spot you