what if you slept with an old lady and she gave you hers? This might be specific to me, but in exploring her body, I too, felt as though I had been to Hard Rock Cafe Orlando. That night… She TOOK me to the Hard Rock Cafe Orlando.

If we could deathproof Bernie Sanders by making him a cyborg body, We could just have him be president until the earth collides with the sun.

When the earth collides with the sun, we won’t need presidents! :3

yo is it possible to do fusion powers like in DBZ, because me and the homie docking right now and if he find out we ain’t gon turn into Vegetenks… he gon beat my ass… he gon beat the fuck out me, man.

I wish I was the kind of smart that made me want to be an astronaut and not the kind of smart that makes me wanna kill myself

bro just let me live in a dumpster cmon please I won’t bug no one even when they come to take out the trash or nothing

I was gonna clean my room
But I got high

that’s my life right now at this very moment is Afroman a FUCKING PSYCHIC

family is P O I S O N O U S

damn…what if I’m being haunted by a teenage ghost and they capture all my cringy moments n upload em to ghostagram to clown on me with their ghost friends? What about if that?

where the FUCK is he?

I picked video games as an interest when I was signing up here and now I’m regretting it!

I don’t know what the fuck yall talkin bout!!!

with ya “game dev” this and ya “co-ding” that.

Bro Im literally just here to see what’s up with Mario.

Is he Good?
any new games he’s in?

I straight up hate it here where’s the pictures at