nvm it turned out to be the day i installed starfield. TODAY i will play it

today may finally be the day i start starfield

great news everyone it was allergies (aren’t you glad I’m on bluesky to deliver this thrilling content)

time to play “is it covid or allergies or heartburn or a complete wildcard” and i hate this game!!!

Democracy sausage - Wikipedia

just discovered what a "democracy sausage" is and I'm convinced australians are living in the year 3000 when it comes to election-having technology

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_sausage

Also…any guesses to what their eye colors might end up being? They’re about 16 and 12 weeks

look how cute the kittens were today everyone pls come see

guess who had to go to the office today

wedding season is actually so cute✨

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes right 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Only been up and up 😂

my day personally continues to get better as Elon’s gets worse

someone said “imagine you go to see oppenheimer and you hear a ticking under your seat” LMAO

!!! Omg HELLOOOO

That’s pretty cool

can’t believe I didn’t figure this out sooner

okay guys my new thing at parties is simply saying “oh, really? I don’t know a lot about that” no matter the subject

I said nothing but “wow” and “that’s pretty cool” last night and I think I’m going to do this forever now

Like fr chewing on one bite for a full minute 😭 trash

protein bars are AMAZING for the first 2-3 bites when you’re literally starving but after that you gotta ask yourself why you’re chewing on what seems to be cement

man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall

king: who?

man: the big egg guy

king: the what

man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together

king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on

there is nothing I love more than watching the downfall of billionaires who have personally wronged me

*pretends to be shocked*

:)

lmfaoo

Mission Impossible was so fun, this summer really clocked in for action movies

This is so cool; I might give it a shot actually!

whoa what is THIS? Very into this idea, what have you been playing on it? I’ve been playing this lately mostly bc I’m on an Indiana Jones kick, never really been a retro person either

Text saying "I'm built different (incorrectly)" over a picture of the Oceangate submersible, pink filter.

I’ve been playing a lot of older video games lately, and besides the nostalgia factor, I find I’m enjoying them a lot more, partly because they’re less realistic? Like I don’t want “animal skinning simulator” or “spartan army ultra realistic sim” lol

A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.

Jonah Hill is out of order, Devin Booker is trash for supporting him, both peak examples of men who wanna date a baddie but are too insecure to not become manipulative assholes