Warframe on the other hand understood the assignment thoroughly. They have some BOOTY butts!

Kefka would boo and hiss every time General Leo walks into the room

(various) kefka and leo #ffvi #ff6

Also there's Daggerfall:
A guy walks out of an empty shop at midnight with a horse cart full of equipment, "no of course I didn't do anything illegal, here's $3000 of loan money I'm never repaying for you to fuck off", he proceeds to craft a spell that obliterates the nearest square mile.

"Gee necrovulture, how come you always raise skeletons and never zombies?"

*burp*

Meow! (I can see the bottom of my food bowl, which means it is empty and has always been empty. What a tragic life, to have never been fed)

The Freakazoid episode will forever live in my head where they act out a parody of The Island of Dr Moreau, with Tim Curry playing the villain, and accompanied by a caricature of Henry Kissinger, they break into a Gilbert and Sullivan song.

"They're right! It was my cat!"

Jealous would imply I want their life.

Their sad, lonely, paranoid, materialistic life.

I want their wealth only so I can get rid of it by giving it to my friends and people in need.

Morrowind: an ascended demigod wizard comes screaming out of the sky to obliterate slaveowners with infinite magical might

Oblivion: a battlemage decked out in daedric artifacts drinks 500 bottles of skooma and transcends reality

Skyrim: *fwip* "must have been the wind"

they're friends 💜

*smacks the chain with a masterlock*
*the chain and the masterlock both pop open*

Republicans base their strategy around encouraging this too.

It's depressingly common for some helpful program to get created, the initial costs get dealt with, and just as it turns positive and profitable it gets axed and they say "look how inefficient and costly government support is!"

Exactly! Discussion of "hallucinations" is a controlled narrative. The way these things work is they ingest data then hallucinate new data that's similar but didn't exist. Them getting stuff RIGHT is a fluke, not the mistakes.

The "Calvin's dad explains record rotation" comic, but he's explaining the only two US industries are gambling and fraud. Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud. The stock market looks like gambling but it's actually fraud.

You know, it would be a bit misleading since version numbers have no real standard, and it might get gamed,

But I think that in itself could be a source of potential red flags from devs to be skeptical about

If you like isometric action RPGs (Diablo clones), apparently Grim Dawn is on sale through the weekend and I can’t recommend it enough.

The base game is currently $3.74 on steam, and the definitive edition bundle with all DLC (each of them are big) is $21

If you get it, HMU and I’ll play with you

I'll add another voice singing Grim Dawn's praises. It's my favorite ARPG and it's not particularly close.

I've played the snot out of it, all the achievements, the community leagues. My favorite build is the good ol "throw molotovs at god"

I'm excited for the new expansion! It's looking big

This attitude genuinely helped me keep going at one point.

Dealing with depression, and I thought:

Life has given me a raw deal, and life really sucks. Now life wants me to end it. Why would I EVER give life what it wants after how it's treated me? I'm continuing specifically to spite it.

The only thing capable of hurt dog is a knife

I am cringe and I am free.

Kill not the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes.

It's weird how horror games, which hinge on uncertainty, anticipation, and the unknown, have a tendency to be extremely formulaic.

Cammie has a penchant for playing with dangerous and explosive chemicals, bootleg mechanical devices, and various magical trinkets. Plus she's an enjoyer of alcohol.

I feel like airport security would sense a disturbance in the force the moment she started moving toward the airport!

"My lizard with human legs and human feet and human posture and human genitals and a human neck and human hands and human shoulders and a human butt and human eyes on a face with human expressions has human tits"

"MY GOD A HUMAN FEATURE ON A REPTILE NOW UNREALISTIC"

Side by side comparisons of the old and new versions of Mach-Na and J'bari, two NPCs in Oblivion

I've seen people make that claim, but at least to me, the older ones look a bit odd but in a cute way, if visually dated nowadays, while the newer ones look like uncanny valley freakshows that make me very uncomfortable to look at for too long.

Examples grabbed at random, Mach-Na and J'bari

The only reasonable response is to make them get freakier and to come up with more unhinged ships.

Oh, something to tell me? Is it concerning my soft, unbitten flesh?

Oh god. I thought "surely that can't be right".

Jism meaning energy shows up in 1842
Jism meaning spunk is 1888
Jazz hits in 1915
And Jizz in 1922

By all accounts they're both slang forms of the same word and both showed up at the same time.

Spunk music.

YEAH!

EAT BONES!

She looks positively pleased with herself!

*gets bonked on the head and sucked into it like a pokemon*