I just had a positively bonkers week and I can’t stop thinking about the alien rock spider from project hail mary

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like what do you MEAN this is my JOB sometimes? how? why? i don’t deserve this

‪I don’t know what the hell I did in this or any past life to be able to get to experience it as much as I do but man am I glad I did it ‬

I know I say it all the time but I really think live music might be the coolest thing that’s ever happened

Project Hail Mary (book) has me crying physical tears over a fictional alien metal spider

that new katseye song sounds like something out of a 2008 six flags commercial

it’s “I like your tats” szn

(they’re very cute and always reaching for something just out of their reach)

drunk at the Mexican restaurant and crying bc of chameleons

I put makeup on today for the first time in ages and it feels like spiders on my skin

I found tights opaque enough to basically hide my leg tattoos which means I can wear DRESSES TO WORK 🧚‍♀️

Live music is the coolest thing to ever happen

She is the moment

I’m watching Zara Larsson at the agora right now and we DESPERATELY need to start uplifting pop stars that can belt again. How is she not the biggest pop girlie on earth?

happy tuesday a meteor hit northeast ohio this morning

it fucken WIMDY

ooooo gurl I am CRANKY

i miss my friends who live far away

I had a watch party for the love is blind finale at mahalls tonight and the room broke out in THUNDEROUS applause over one of the wedding results and it was so funny. A straight up standing ovation.

don’t look at your 401ks. just don’t do it.

i dunno what’s going on with me but i can’t stop listening to gnarly by katseye

i

think

i’ll

just

go

Happy new Bruno mars day to all who celebrate and especially me

getting confirmation of something i’ve suspected for most of my life right there in black and white doesn’t feel as good as i thought it would

I’m at a listening party for the new Bruno Mars record and I am geeking this is so good

Let’s goooo!! Sign up for Shaky Knees Festival pre-sales on Thursday at www.shakykneesfestival.com/!!

See you at the Vans Warped Tour DC, Long Beach, Montreal and Orlando. Can’t wait for these!! www.vanswarpedtour.com

See you in Louisville for Louder Than Life this September! On sale now! on.louderthanlifefestival.com/trk/tbs

idea that anyone can have for free: public restroom sinks that dispense not freezing cold water