this whole “fifteen minute wait for the train in the tube” was not in my plans. what is this, seattle?

taking the piccadilly line to cockfosters

england is very silly

we’ve been circling london for at least ten minutes

final descent, baby!

ok I see why this idiot is blocking everyone

should be able to get to the flat before crashing out but I’m not doing much day one

considering the amount of seroquel I put in my system, slept like absolute dogshit. maybe a few hours but couldn’t stay asleep or get comfortable.

not the point

seattle

this plane to london is like 30% full

going into airplane mode with the assumption the mariners lost. hopefully they play better with me out of the country.

Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw

how can you not be romantic about baseball

people who do autobody repair annoyed that the name "dentist" was already taken

no not like that

I bought an $800 camera I’ve used twice and rented a convertible for a week on holiday. that covered mine. pretty reasonable all told.

I think three minutes was my prior record. I didn’t even have time to pull out my passport!

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

you must be fun at parties

a second old fashioned appeared

2.

I got through in literally thirty seconds, it was wild

(that wasn’t a good thing, just a weird thing)

It wasn't the baja blast that killed us, it was the baja radiation

cmon mariners do something for a change

to be fair this *does* describe me. children are gross.

me trying to be normal

delta sky club old fashioned

1.

I can never sleep on planes. I’ve got bipolar meds to help me sleep but I’m OUT for six plus hours. but we’ll be over the north atlantic, I don’t wanna wake up for that crash anyway.

a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man . Alt: from arrested development, it's Tobias saying "I just blue myself" while covered in blue paint

Virginia:

New to the idea of adding Alt Text to images? This is the best thread I’ve seen explaining what and why. The basic idea is to write a brief description of any image you post. For people who can’t see the image well and need a text-based option.